tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8974854794610797806.post2003779956225520924..comments2024-03-18T18:59:23.364-07:00Comments on Who's Your Daddy: Awesome SmackdownLisahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02173702830006208833noreply@blogger.comBlogger326125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8974854794610797806.post-32288991598439523322016-12-02T18:10:25.583-08:002016-12-02T18:10:25.583-08:00The only think worse than an AUTHENTIC ass-aching ...The only think worse than an AUTHENTIC ass-aching Son of a Bitch is a COUNTERFEIT ass-aching Son of a Bitch!FreeThinkehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16682678301019952436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8974854794610797806.post-84647465560266023172016-12-02T16:55:42.676-08:002016-12-02T16:55:42.676-08:00Nigger loving is NOT an option!Nigger loving is NOT an option!this onehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14118314078712878621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8974854794610797806.post-10934427370537988492016-12-02T16:36:36.257-08:002016-12-02T16:36:36.257-08:00One of Dinah Shore's most amiable hits, Trevor...One of Dinah Shore's most amiable hits, Trevor. I'm glad somebody besides me remembers it. There are several Dinah Shore versions on YouTube, if you want to hear it. Nothing profound, but it sure sounds sweet and relaxing –– an echo of such better times before the popular culture went berserk, turned rancid and became a blight on the landscape. FreeThinkehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16682678301019952436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8974854794610797806.post-59746033124710045352016-12-02T14:09:19.459-08:002016-12-02T14:09:19.459-08:00THE BOAR'S HEAD CAROL
The boar's head in ...<b>THE BOAR'S HEAD CAROL<br /><br /><i>The boar's head in hand bring I <br />Bedeck'd with bays and rosemary. <br />I pray you, my masters, be merry <br />Quot estis in convivio.<br /><br />Caput apri defero <br />Reddens laudes Domino.<br /><br />The boar's head, as I understand <br />Is the rarest dish in all this land <br />Which thus bedeck'd with a gay garland <br />Let us servire canto.<br /><br />Caput apri defero <br />Reddens laudes Domino<br /><br />Our steward hath provided this <br />In honor of the King of Bliss; <br />Which, on this day to be served is <br />In Reginensi atrio.<br /><br />Caput apri defero <br />Reddens laudes Domino.</i></b><br /><br /><br /><b>About this traditional British Christmas carol:</b><br /><br />"The Boar's Head Carol" is a traditional Christmas song dating back to 16th century England. This song is sung on Christmas day at Queen's college, Oxford, where the custom of bringing a boar's head to the dining table is still maintained.<br /><br />This tradition has its origin from the Pagan custom of serving boar as the first dish at Roman feasts. Legend has it that a scholar was studying a book of Aristotle while walking through the forest on his way to Midnight Mass. Suddenly, he was confronted by an angry wild boar. Having no other weapon, the resourceful Oxonian rammed his metal-bound philosophy book down the throat of the charging animal, whereupon the brute choked to death. That night the boar's head, finely dressed and garnished, was borne in procession to the dining room, accompanied by carolers singing 'in honor of the King of bliss'. Shows how useful it is, to have a heavy book of Philosophy lying around!<br /><br />Translation of the latin terms used: <br />Quot estis in convivio - all who are feasting together <br />servite cum in cantico - serve it while singing <br />In Reginensi Atrio - within the Queen's Hall <br />Caput apri defero - I bring the boar's head <br />Reddens laudes Domino - Sing thanks to the Lord.FreeThinkehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16682678301019952436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8974854794610797806.post-86277216879739296382016-12-02T13:58:26.167-08:002016-12-02T13:58:26.167-08:00If our Lisa has suddenly passed on or landed n the...<b>If our Lisa has suddenly passed on or landed n the hospital, I wish someone in the know would tell us where to send the flowers. <br /><br />If by any chance Lisa is still alive, and well, we wish her a joyous Advent Season and a very Merry Christmas! <br /><br />It's still a bit too early to start talking about the New Year. Suffice it to says we hope with all our hearts that it will be better than 2016, which was utter misery, until everything changed for the better on November 8.</b>FreeThinkehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16682678301019952436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8974854794610797806.post-35997231010519113392016-12-02T12:57:31.430-08:002016-12-02T12:57:31.430-08:00BTW, almost forgot. Have yourself a Merry and Joyo...BTW, almost forgot. Have yourself a <b>Merry and Joyous Christmas Holiday</b> FreeThinke.Les Carpenterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01120280762698472496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8974854794610797806.post-44278618836448302072016-12-02T09:01:51.238-08:002016-12-02T09:01:51.238-08:00Joy to the World, The Donald's come.
Let us sh...<b><i>Joy to the World, The Donald's come.<br />Let us shout out with Joy.<br />Let every heart prepare him room<br />And Human Nature sing<br />And Human Nature sing.<br />Salvation has come at last;<br />Our hearts take wing.</i></b>FreeThinkehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16682678301019952436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8974854794610797806.post-9088117578993016472016-12-02T05:25:59.328-08:002016-12-02T05:25:59.328-08:00Leaving the internet verbal pooping to you FreeSti...Leaving the internet verbal pooping to you FreeStinky. You do it oh so well. One of the best. 😅Les Carpenterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01120280762698472496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8974854794610797806.post-83048115588663929852016-12-01T19:29:12.171-08:002016-12-01T19:29:12.171-08:00THE PAY TOILET BUES
RN sits broken-hearted.
Came ...<b>THE PAY TOILET BUES<br /><br /><i>RN sits broken-hearted.<br />Came to poop,<br />But only farted!</i></b>FreeThinkehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16682678301019952436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8974854794610797806.post-34303470832591229842016-12-01T19:23:18.733-08:002016-12-01T19:23:18.733-08:00ETC., ETC., ETC. ad infinitum<b>ETC., ETC., ETC. ad infinitum</b>FreeThinkehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16682678301019952436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8974854794610797806.post-2198446790939561242016-12-01T18:57:55.026-08:002016-12-01T18:57:55.026-08:00Give FreeStinky a few and he'll likely oblige....Give FreeStinky a few and he'll likely oblige.Les Carpenterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01120280762698472496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8974854794610797806.post-48681589706351426022016-12-01T18:54:48.400-08:002016-12-01T18:54:48.400-08:00Wow FreeStinky, such poetic ranting!
You surely h...Wow FreeStinky, such poetic ranting!<br /><br />You surely hold the one minute sound bite crowd in awe.Les Carpenterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01120280762698472496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8974854794610797806.post-82700198589263282362016-12-01T14:34:48.219-08:002016-12-01T14:34:48.219-08:00Hey, Freethinke, isn't about time you gave us ...Hey, Freethinke, isn't about time you gave us a rousing chorus of Shoo Fly Pie and Apple Pan Dowdy?Trevor Armbusterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04324410535752599810noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8974854794610797806.post-44931793943876841292016-12-01T14:31:21.196-08:002016-12-01T14:31:21.196-08:00KA-BOOM! KA-BOOM!
Death could be a dream
Death co...<b>KA-BOOM! KA-BOOM!<br /><i>Death could be a dream<br /> Death could be a dream, KA-BOOM!<br />Death could be a dream, KA-BOOM! <br />Oh I would send you up to Paradise above, KA-BOOM!<br /> If you would tell me I'm the only one that you love<br /> Death could be a dream, Sweetheart<br /><br />Hello hello again, KA-BOOM! <br />And hopin' we'll meet again, KA-BOOM! <br />Oh, Death could be a dream, KA-BOOM!<br /> If only all my precious plans would come true, KA-BOOM!<br /> You would die with me lovin' you <br />Death could be a dream sweetheart, KA-BOOM! <br /><br />Every time I look at you<br /> Something is on my mind<br /> If you do what I want you to<br /> Baby, we'd be fine<br /><br />Oh, Death could be a dream, KA-BOOM!<br /> Oh I would send you up to paradise up above, KA-BOOM!<br /> If you'd tell me, darlin', I'm the only one that you love<br /> Death could be a dream, sweetheart<br /><br />Hello hello again, KA-BOOM! <br />And hopin' we'll meet again, KA-BOOM! <br /><br />KA-BOOM!<br /> KA-BOOM! <br />Death could be a dream <br />Death could be a dream, sweetheart<br /><br />KA-BOOM! <br />KA-BOOM! <br />KA-BOOM! <br />KA-BOOM! <br />KA-BOOM!<br /> KA-BOOM! <br />KA-BOOM! <br /><br />Oh, Death could be a dream, KA-BOOM!<br /> Oh I would send you up to paradise above, KA-BOOM! <br />If you'd tell me, darlin', I'm the only one that you love <br />Death could be a dream, sweetheart<br /><br />Hello hello again, KA-BOOM! <br />And hopin' we'll meet again, KA_BOOM!<br /><br />KA-BOOM!<br /> KA-BOOM! <br />Death could be a dream<br /> Death could be a dream, KA-BOOM!</i></b> <br /><br /><br />FreeThinkehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16682678301019952436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8974854794610797806.post-74987913658547943202016-12-01T13:11:06.919-08:002016-12-01T13:11:06.919-08:00Yes, you are correct. Led by the misguided bunch ...Yes, you are correct. Led by the misguided bunch like those who hang out at the Wicked Witch's blogDonkey's Revengehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12643065288145308646noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8974854794610797806.post-39703054360567015272016-12-01T11:53:12.595-08:002016-12-01T11:53:12.595-08:00Ever notice, its only leftwingnutz who compare som...Ever notice, its only leftwingnutz who compare someone to Hitler or burn an American flag?Rusty Shackelfordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14232914458379098036noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8974854794610797806.post-23514584416751664002016-12-01T11:07:42.876-08:002016-12-01T11:07:42.876-08:00Teddy was bashful and shy
Nobody understood why
...<b><i>Teddy was bashful and shy <br />Nobody understood why <br />Heidi loved him All the other girls passed him by <br />Ev'ryone wanted to know <br />How she could pick such a beau <br />With a twinkle in her eye <br />She made this reply<br /><br />[1st refrain:]<br /><br /> He's not so good in a crowd <br />___ but when you get him alone <br />You'd be surprised <br />He isn't much at a dance <br />___ but then when he takes you home <br />You'd be surprised<br />He doesn't look like much of a lover <br />But don't judge a book by it's cover <br />He's got the face of a simp But there's a Devil in his eye<br />He's such a delicate thing <br />___ but when he starts in to squeeze <br />You'd be surprised He doesn't look very strong <br />___ but when you sit on his knee <br />You'd be surprised<br />At a party or at a ball<br /> I've got to admit <br />___ that he's nothing at all <br />But in a morris chair <br />You'd be surprised<br /><br />[2nd verse:]<br /><br /> Heidi continued to praise Teddy's remarkable ways <br />To the ladies<br />s And you know advertising pays <br />Now Teddy's never alone <br />He has the busiest phone A<br />lmost ev'ry other day<br /> A new girl will say<br /><br />[2nd refrain:]<br /><br /> He's not so good in the house <br />___ but on a bench in the park <br />You'd be surprised <br />He isn't much in the light <br />___ but when he gets in the dark <br />You'd be surprised<br />I know he looks as slow as the Erie <br />But you don't know the half of it, dearie <br />He looks as cold as an Eskimo <br />But there's fire in his eyes<br />He doesn't say very much <br />___ but when he starts in to speak<br /> You'd be surprised <br />He's not so good at the start <br />___ but at the end of the week <br />You'd be surprised<br />On a streetcar or in a train <br />You'd think he was born <br />___without any brain <br />But in a taxicab <br />You'd be surprised!</i></b><br /><br />~ Irving Berlin (1919)FreeThinkehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16682678301019952436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8974854794610797806.post-5982713078225728212016-12-01T10:58:31.568-08:002016-12-01T10:58:31.568-08:00Off we go into the wild blue yonder,
Climbing hig...<b><i>Off we go into the wild blue yonder, <br />Climbing high into the sun; <br />Here they come zooming to meet our thunder,<br /> At 'em boys, Give 'er the gun! (Give 'er the gun now!) <br />Down we dive, spouting our flame from under, <br />Off with one heckuva roar!<br /> We live in fame or go down in flame. <br />Hey! Nothing'll stop the U.S. Air Force! <br /><br />Minds of men fashioned a crate of thunder <br /> Sent it high into the blue <br /> Hands of men blasted the world asunder, <br />How they lived God only knew! <br />Souls of men dreaming of skies to conquer <br /> Gave us wings ever to soar, <br />With scouts before and bombers galore, Hey!<br /> Nothing'll stop the US Air Force! <br /><br /> Here's a toast to the host of those <br />Who love the vastness of the sky, <br />To a friend we send a message<br /> Of his brother men who fly. <br />We drink to those who gave their all of old, <br />Then down we roar to score the rainbow's pot of gold. <br />A toast to the host of men we boast, the US Air Force. <br /><br />Zoom! <br /><br />Off we go into the wild sky yonder, <br /> Keep the wings level and true! <br />If you'd live to be a grey-haired wonder, <br />Keep your nose out of the blue! (Out of the blue, boy!)<br /> Flying men guarding the nation's border, <br />We'll be there, followed by more, <br />In echelon we carry on! Hey! <br />Nothing'll stop the US Air Force!</i></b><br /><br /> ~ Capt. Robert CrawfordFreeThinkehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16682678301019952436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8974854794610797806.post-84487719501743413332016-12-01T10:56:08.909-08:002016-12-01T10:56:08.909-08:00If you go down to the woods today
You're sure ...<b><i>If you go down to the woods today<br />You're sure of a big surprise.<br />If you go down to the woods today<br />You'd better go in disguise!<br />For every bear that ever there was<br />Will gather there for certain, because <br />Today's the day the<br />Teddy Bears have their picnic.<br />Picnic time for Teddy Bears<br />The little Teddy Bears are having<br />A lovely time today.<br />Watch them, catch them unawares,<br />And see them picnic on their holiday.<br />See them gaily gad about.<br />They love to play and shout,<br />They never have any care;<br />At six o'clock their Mommies and Daddies<br />Will take them home to bed,<br />Because they're tired little Teddy Bears<br />Every Teddy Bear who's been good<br />Is sure of a treat today.<br />There're lots of marvelous things to eat<br />And wonderful games to play.<br />Beneath the trees where nobody sees<br />They'll hide and seek as long as they please<br />'Cause that's the way the<br />Teddy Bears have their picnic.<br />Picnic time for Teddy Bears<br />The little Teddy Bears are having<br />A lovely time today.<br />Watch them, catch them unawares,<br />And see them picnic on their holiday<br />See them gaily gad about<br />They love to play and shout,<br />They never have any care;<br />At six o'clock their Mommies and Daddies<br />Will take them home to bed,<br />Because they're tired little Teddy Bears.<br />If you go down to the woods today,<br />You'd better not go alone!<br />It's lovely down in the woods today,But safer to stay at home!<br />For ev'ry bear that ever there was<br />Will gather there for certain, because<br />Today's the day the<br />Teddy Bears have their picnic.<br />Picnic time for Teddy Bears<br />The little Teddy Bears are having<br />A lovely time today.<br />Watch them, catch them unawares,<br />And see them frolic on their holiday.<br />See them gaily gad about<br />They love to play and shout,<br />They never have any care;<br />At six o'clock their Mommies and Daddies<br />Will take them home to bed,<br />Because they're tired little Teddy Bears.</i></b>FreeThinkehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16682678301019952436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8974854794610797806.post-24441873839665632512016-12-01T10:51:11.048-08:002016-12-01T10:51:11.048-08:00Bongo, bongo, bongo I don't want to leave the ...<b><i>Bongo, bongo, bongo I don't want to leave the congo<br />Oh no no no no no<br />Bingle, bangle, bungle I'm so happy in the jungle I refuse to go<br />Don't want no bright lights, false teeth, doorbells, landlords<br />I make it clear<br />That no matter how they coax him<br />I'll stay right here<br /><br />I looked through a magazine the missionary's wife concealed<br />I see how people who are civilized bang you with automobiles<br />At the movies they have got to pay many coconuts to see<br />Uncivilized pictures that the newsreels take of me<br /><br />So bongo, bongo, bong he don't want to leave the congo<br />Oh no no no no no<br />Bingle, bangle, bungle I’m so happy in the jungle I refuse to go<br />Don't want no penthouse, bathtub, streetcars, taxis<br />Noise in my ear<br />So no matter how they coax me<br />I'll stay right here<br /><br />They hurry like savages to get aboard an iron train<br />And though it's smoky and crowded <br />they're too civilized to complain<br />When they've got two weeks vacation <br />they hurry to vacation grounds<br />They swim and they fish <br />but that's what I do all year round<br /><br />So bongo, bongo, bongo I don't want to leave the congo<br />Oh no no no no no<br />Bingle, bangle, bungle I'm so happy in the jungle I refuse to go<br />Don't want no jailhouse, shotguns, fish hooks, golf clubs<br />I've got my spear<br />So no matter how they coax me<br />I'll stay right here<br /><br />They have things like the atom bomb<br />So I think I'll stay where I "om"<br />Civilization? I'll stay right here!</i></b>FreeThinkehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16682678301019952436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8974854794610797806.post-9479134069845304672016-12-01T10:44:00.217-08:002016-12-01T10:44:00.217-08:00I have a worthless bastard
Who goes in and out wi...<b><i>I have a worthless bastard<br /> Who goes in and out with me,<br /> But what could be the use of him<br /> Is more than I can see …<br /><br /> Some day I may get lucky<br /> And kick him down the stairs<br /> And then I'll make him suck me<br /> Before he says his prayers.<br /><br /> And then I'll smash his face in<br /> And gouge out both his eyes<br /> And crack and splinter each shin<br /> Before the bastard dies.</i></b><br /><br /><br />~ Robbin Lewdist Smashterson<br /><br />FreeThinkehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16682678301019952436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8974854794610797806.post-59090848516424294052016-12-01T09:37:22.053-08:002016-12-01T09:37:22.053-08:00Ah, how sweet FreeStinke.
Keep it classy and by ...Ah, how sweet FreeStinke. <br /><br />Keep it classy and by all means keep it white. Right"? <br /><br />Go Bannon, Spencer, and the alt-right. <br /><br />Be sure to work on that All American value of stripping those flag burners of their citizenship and deporting them. Cause, you know, protesting is un American and all.<br /><br />Oh, and we congratulate tRump's repooplican party out of the shoot plan to repeal the ACA, and, without any idea of what to replace it with or how.<br /><br />Party On cause the end of real libertry is <b>Verry Near</b>.Les Carpenterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01120280762698472496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8974854794610797806.post-26360992440791025622016-12-01T09:37:08.366-08:002016-12-01T09:37:08.366-08:00Ah, how sweet FreeStinke.
Keep it classy and by ...Ah, how sweet FreeStinke. <br /><br />Keep it classy and by all means keep it white. Right"? <br /><br />Go Bannon, Spencer, and the alt-right. <br /><br />Be sure to work on that All American value of stripping those flag burners of their citizenship and deporting them. Cause, you know, protesting is un American and all.<br /><br />Oh, and we congratulate tRump's repooplican party out of the shoot plan to repeal the ACA, and, without any idea of what to replace it with or how.<br /><br />Party On cause the end of real libertry is <b>Verry Near</b>.Les Carpenterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01120280762698472496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8974854794610797806.post-77055206722973462112016-12-01T08:51:49.223-08:002016-12-01T08:51:49.223-08:00Do you suppose THIS could be what has happened to ...<b>Do you suppose THIS could be what has happened to our LISA? I never figured her for a slavish imitator of the late Marlene Dietrich, but, –– as we've just been vividly reminded by the recent presidential election ––, the world is STILL full of surprises.</b><br /><br /><br /><b><i>Come on!<br />Join the party.<br />Have a hearty glass of rum.<br />Don't ever think about tomorrow.<br />For tomorow, may never come.<br /><br />When I find me a happy place.<br />That's where I wan to stay.<br />Time is nothing as long as I'm living it up this way.<br /><br />I may never go home anymore.<br />Dim the lights and start locking the door.<br />Give your arms to me.<br />Give your charms to me.<br />After all that's what sailors are for.<br /><br />I've got kisses and kisses galore.<br />That have never been tasted before.<br />If you treat me right.<br />This might be the night.<br />I may never go home<br />I may never go home.<br />I may never go home anymore.<br /><br />I may never go home anymore.<br />Dim the lights and start locking the door.<br />Give your arms to me.<br />Give your charms to me.<br />Afterall that's what sailors are for.<br /><br />I've got kisses and kisses galore.<br />That have never been tasted before.<br />If you treat me right.<br />This might be the night.<br />I may never go home<br />I may never go home.<br />I may never go home anymore.</i></b><br /><br /><b>Here's to you, Lisa, wherever you may be, and whatever you may or may not be doing. Make it fun. Keep it light. Keep it gay, and continue to be joyful throughout this Holiday Season and the New Year no matter how much cold pee the fuckin' bastards throw on OUR VICTORY LAP</b>.FreeThinkehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16682678301019952436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8974854794610797806.post-14995904099397209722016-11-30T20:06:42.670-08:002016-11-30T20:06:42.670-08:00Just think......after Jan.20, 2017 the closest Al ...Just think......after Jan.20, 2017 the closest Al Sharpton or anyone from BLM will get to the White House is looking at it from outside the fence.Rusty Shackelfordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14232914458379098036noreply@blogger.com