Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Kanye West Pulls A Joe Biden

Kanye West brought his Yeezus tour to the Qantas Credit Union Arena in Sydney, Australia, Saturday night, and demanded that everyone in the crowd stand up before he continued -- including a pair of disabled folks in wheelchairs.

"I can't do this show until everybody stand up," Kanye told the crowd after halting the show in the middle of single "The Good Life." "Unless you got a handicap pass and you get special parking and s**t.

"Imma see you if you ain't standing up, believe me, I'm very good at that."

Most of the crowd at the arena were already on their feet, but the rapper spotted two people still sitting and sent one of his crew members to check it out after one of the fans raised his prosthetic leg in the air to prove his worthihness to remain seated during the show.

"Okay, you fine," Kanye replied, but still wouldn't go on until it was proven that the second fan couldn't stand either.

"This is the longest I've had to wait to do a song, it's unbelievable," the rapper said before it was confirmed that the fan could not stand and he went on with the show.

A video of the incident was uploaded to YouTube by user Peter Galbraith, who wrote, "Kanye asks everyone to stand up, someone doesn't. Kanye asks them to stand up, they're in a wheelchair. Misunderstanding."

While many in the crowd considered it a 'misunderstanding,' we can only wonder how it made those two fans feel.

Remember when Joe Biden put his foot in his mouth once again when he asked a man in a wheelchair to stand up so the audience can see him? I know it’s hard to believe that Joe Biden said something before thinking.

But nothing to see here because that was Joe just being, well, "Joe" and Kanye just being,well.... you know.

Fortunately for them one has a D after his name and not an R and the other is a rapper not a country singer so there will be no suing and it will be written off as a "misunderstanding".
 Just Sayin'

Monday, September 15, 2014

POST TURTLE

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his role as our president. The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle''.

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of an idiot put him up there to begin with."

Best explanation I've heard yet of Obama.

Thursday, September 11, 2014

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

The Most Qualified For The Job





Notice at 2:09 his phony southern drawl and when they start clapping he starts getting empowered?