Sunday, August 26, 2018

Happy National Dog Day from Tucker

Affectionally named after Tucker Carlson  .  Stick that in your pipe and smoke it

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    1. Well, dear Lisa, I know you wanted to change the atmosphere to something pleasant by introducing us to your seeet friend Tucker, but –– as Ihope you can see –– as long as HECKLE and JACKAL (Lessie the Registered Nurse and Devilish Sanders) and QUACKPOT the KOMMIE KLOWN (Ducky) are permitted to post here,pleasant, intelligent orderly, productive, DECENT conversation will forever be IMPOSSIBLE.

      Their presence makes the scene here a lot ike trying to have a PICNIC or a GARDEN PARTY on the lawn during an AIR RAID.

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    2. A SWEET SAD SONG FOR LISA'S FRIEND TUCKER and ALL BELOVED ANIMAL FRIENDS:


      ___ OLD DOG TRAY ___

      The morn of life is past,
      And evening comes at last;
      It brings me a dream
      ___ of a once happy day,
      Of merry forms I've seen
      Upon the village green,
      Sporting with my old dog Tray.


      CHORUS

      Old dog Tray's ever faithful,
      Grief cannot drive him away,
      He's gentle, he is kind;
      I'll never, never find
      A better friend than old dog Tray.


      The forms I call'd my own
      Have vanished one by one,
      The lov'd ones, the dear ones
      ___ have all passed away,
      Their happy smiles have flown,
      Their gentle voices gone;
      I've nothing left but old but old dog Tray.


      CHORUS

      Old dog Tray's ever faithful,
      Grief cannot drive him away,
      He's gentle, he is kind;
      I'll never, never find
      A better friend than old dog Tray.


      When thoughts recall the past
      His eyes are on me cast;
      I know that he feels
      ___ what my breaking would say;
      Although he cannot speak
      I'll vainly, vainly seek
      A better friend than old dog Tray.


      CHORUS

      Old dog Tray's ever faithful,
      Grief cannot drive him away,
      He's gentle, he is kind;
      I'll never, never find
      A better friend than old dog Tray.


      ... Stephen Foster (1826-1864)

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    3. The truth I do not stretch or shove
      When I state that the dog is full of love.
      I've also found, by actual test,
      A wet dog is the lovingest.


      ... Ogden Nash (1902-1971)

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    4. ________ Verse For a Certain Dog _________


      Such glorious faith as fills your limpid eyes,
      Dear little friend of mine, I never knew.
      All-innocent are you, and yet all-wise.
      (For Heaven's sake, stop worrying that shoe!)
      You look about, and all you see is fair;
      This mighty globe was made for you alone.
      Of all the thunderous ages, you're the heir.
      (Get off the pillow with that dirty bone!)


      A skeptic world you face with steady gaze;
      High in young pride you hold your noble head,
      Gayly you meet the rush of roaring days.
      (Must you eat puppy biscuit on the bed?)
      Lancelike your courage, gleaming swift and strong,
      Yours the white rapture of a winged soul,
      Yours is a spirit like a Mayday song.
      (God help you, if you break the goldfish bowl!)


      "Whatever is, is good" - your gracious creed.
      You wear your joy of living like a crown.
      Love lights your simplest act, your every deed.
      (Drop it, I tell you- put that kitten down!)
      You are God's kindliest gift of all - a friend.
      Your shining loyalty unflecked by doubt,
      You ask but leave to follow to the end.
      (Couldn't you wait until I took you out?)


      ~ Dorothy Parker (1893-1967)




      [That, of course, is the REAL Dorothy Parker, an incredibly brilliant, rather dear soul who hid her true self behind a battery of brittle repartée –– because in truth she was tremendously vulnerable –– and knew it –– poor dear!]

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    5. EPITAPH for a DOG

      Near this Spot
      are deposited the Remains of one
      who possessed Beauty without Vanity,
      Strength without Insolence,
      Courage without Ferocity,
      and all the virtues of Man without his Vices.

      This praise, which would be unmeaning Flattery
      if inscribed over human Ashes,
      is but a just tribute to the Memory of
      Boatswain, a Dog
      who was born in Newfoundland May 1803
      and died at Newstead Nov. 18th, 1808


      When some proud Son of Man returns to Earth,
      Unknown to Glory, but upheld by Birth,
      The sculptor’s art exhausts the pomp of woe,
      And storied urns record who rests below.
      When all is done, upon the Tomb is seen,
      Not what he was, but what he should have been.
      But the poor Dog, in life the firmest friend,
      The first to welcome, foremost to defend,
      Whose honest heart is still his Master’s own,
      Who labours, fights, lives, breathes for him alone,
      Unhonoured falls, unnoticed all his worth,
      Denied in heaven the Soul he held on earth ––
      While man, vain insect! hopes to be forgiven,
      And claims himself a sole exclusive heaven.


      Oh man! thou feeble tenant of an hour,
      Debased by slavery, or corrupt by power –
      Who knows thee well, must quit thee with disgust,
      Degraded mass of animated dust!
      Thy love is lust, thy friendship all a cheat,
      Thy tongue hypocrisy, thy heart deceit!
      By nature vile, ennobled but by name,
      Each kindred brute might bid thee blush for shame.
      Ye, who behold perchance this simple urn,
      Pass on – it honours none you wish to mourn.
      To mark a friend’s remains these stones arise;
      I never knew but one -- and here he lies.

      ... Lord Byron (1808)

      A beauiful revelation of the true sweet nature of the poet George Gordon better known as Lord Byron (1788-1824)

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    6. I started Early –– Took my Dog ––
      And visited the Sea ––
      The Mermaids in the Basement
      Came out to look at me ––

      And Frigates –– in the Upper Floor
      Extended Hempen Hands ––
      Presuming Me to be a Mouse ––
      Aground –– upon the Sands ––

      But no Man moved Me –– till the Tide
      Went past my simple Shoe ––
      And past my Apron –– and my Belt
      And past my Bodice –– too ––

      And made as He would eat me up ––
      As wholly as a Dew
      Upon a Dandelion's Sleeve ––
      And then –– I started –– too ––

      And He –– He followed –– close behind ––
      I felt His Silver Heel
      Upon my Ankle –– Then my Shoes
      Would overflow with Pearl ––

      Until We met the Solid Town ––
      No One He seemed to know ––
      And bowing –– with a Mighty look ––
      At me –– The Sea withdrew ––


      ... Emily Dickinson (1830-1886)

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    7. _____ To Flush, My Dog _____

      Loving friend, the gift of one
      Who her own true faith has run
      Through thy lower nature,
      Be my benediction said
      With my hand upon thy head,
      Gentle fellow-creature!

      Like a lady's ringlets brown,
      Flow thy silken ears adown
      Either side demurely
      Of thy silver-suited breast
      Shining out from all the rest
      Of thy body purely.

      Darkly brown thy body is,
      Till the sunshine striking this
      Alchemise its dullness,
      When the sleek curls manifold
      Flash all over into gold
      With a burnished fulness.

      Underneath my stroking hand,
      Startled eyes of hazel bland
      Kindling, growing larger,
      Up thou leapest with a spring,
      Full of prank and curveting,
      Leaping like a charger.

      Leap! thy broad tail waves a light,
      Leap! thy slender feet are bright,
      Canopied in fringes;
      Leap! those tasselled ears of thine
      Flicker strangely, fair and fine
      Down their golden inches

      Yet, my pretty, sportive friend,
      Little is't to such an end
      That I praise thy rareness;
      Other dogs may be thy peers
      Haply in these drooping ears
      And this glossy fairness.

      But of thee it shall be said,
      This dog watched beside a bed
      Day and night unweary,
      Watched within a curtained room
      Where no sunbeam brake the gloom
      Round the sick and dreary.

      Roses, gathered for a vase,
      In that chamber died apace,
      Beam and breeze resigning;
      This dog only, waited on,
      Knowing that when light is gone
      Love remains for shining.

      Other dogs in thymy dew
      Tracked the hares and followed through
      Sunny moor or meadow;
      This dog only, crept and crept
      Next a languid cheek that slept,
      Sharing in the shadow.

      Other dogs of loyal cheer
      Bounded at the whistle clear,
      Up the woodside hieing;
      This dog only, watched in reach
      Of a faintly uttered speech
      Or a louder sighing.

      And if one or two quick tears
      Dropped upon his glossy ears
      Or a sigh came double,
      Up he sprang in eager haste,
      Fawning, fondling, breathing fast,
      In a tender trouble.

      And this dog was satisfied
      If a pale thin hand would glide
      Down his dewlaps sloping, -
      Which he pushed his nose within,
      After, - platforming his chin
      On the palm left open.

      This dog, if a friendly voice
      Call him now to blither choice
      Than such chamber-keeping,
      'Come out! ' praying from the door, -
      Presseth backward as before,
      Up against me leaping.

      Therefore to this dog will I,
      Tenderly not scornfully,
      Render praise and favor:
      With my hand upon his head,
      Is my benediction said
      Therefore and for ever.

      And because he loves me so,
      Better than his kind will do
      Often man or woman,
      Give I back more love again
      Than dogs often take of men,
      Leaning from my Human.

      Blessings on thee, dog of mine,
      Pretty collars make thee fine,
      Sugared milk make fat thee!
      Pleasures wag on in thy tail,
      Hands of gentle motion fail
      Nevermore, to pat thee

      Downy pillow take thy head,
      Silken coverlid bestead,
      Sunshine help thy sleeping!
      No fly's buzzing wake thee up,
      No man break thy purple cup
      Set for drinking deep in.

      Whiskered cats arointed flee,
      Sturdy stoppers keep from thee
      Cologne distillations;
      Nuts lie in thy path for stones,
      And thy feast-day macaroons
      Turn to daily rations!

      Mock I thee, in wishing weal? -
      Tears are in my eyes to feel
      Thou art made so straitly,
      Blessing needs must straiten too, -
      Little canst thou joy or do,
      Thou who lovest greatly.

      Yet be blessed to the height
      Of all good and all delight
      Pervious to thy nature;
      Only loved beyond that line,
      With a love that answers thine,
      Loving fellow-creature!


      ... Elizabeth Barrett Browning (1806-1i861)

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    8. THIS JUST COMPOSED for LISA and HER FRIEND TUCKER by OUR DEAR FRIEND the ESSAYIST, POET and SAGE, FREETHINKE. HE WATCHES NOW from AFAR, but MISSES NOTHING:

      ______ TO LISA’S TUCKER ______

      Truly you’re a friend, you shaggy dear ––
      Open-hearted, sweet, sincere and eager ––
      Loving without guile and without fear
      I see your kind affection can’t be meager.
      Simple, unsuspicious, generous ––
      A blessing to your family and your friends ––
      ’Tis good your adoration isn’t venerous
      Such would be the beastliest of trends!
      To argument you’re thankfully immune ––
      Uninfluenced by partisan constraints.
      Canine friend, you don’t bay at the moon ––
      Kowtow to adversaries’ fierce complaints,
      Ever faithful friend and staunch ally,
      Rest assured we’ll love you till we die.


      … FreeThinke

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    9. _______The Power Of The Dog _______

      There is sorrow enough in the natural way
      From men and women to fill our day;
      And when we are certain of sorrow in store,
      Why do we always arrange for more?
      Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
      Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.

      Buy a pup and your money will buy
      Love unflinching that cannot lie ––
      Perfect passion and worship fed
      By a kick in the ribs or a pat on the head.
      Nevertheless it is hardly fair
      To risk your heart for a dog to tear.

      When the fourteen years which Nature permits
      Are closing in asthma, or tumour, or fits,
      And the vet's unspoken prescription runs
      To lethal chambers or loaded guns,
      Then you will find –– it's your own affair ––
      But...you've given your heart for a dog to tear.

      When the body that lived at your single will,
      With its whimper of welcome, is stilled (how still!);
      When the spirit that answered your every mood
      Is gone –– wherever it goes –– for good,
      You will discover how much you care,
      And will give your heart for the dog to tear.

      We've sorrow enough in the natural way,
      When it comes to burying Christian clay.
      Our loves are not given, but only lent,
      At compound interest of cent per cent.
      Though it is not always the case, I believe,
      That the longer we've kept 'em, the more do we grieve:
      For, when debts are payable, right or wrong,
      A short-time loan is as bad as a long ––
      So why in Heaven (before we are there)
      Should we give our hearts to a dog to tear?


      ... Rudyard Kipling (1865-1936)

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    10. __________ An Elegy On A Lap-Dog ___________

      Shock's fate I mourn; poor Shock is now no more,
      Ye Muses mourn, ye chamber-maids deplore.
      Unhappy Shock! yet more unhappy fair,
      Doom'd to survive thy joy and only care!

      Thy wretched fingers now no more shall deck,
      And tie the fav'rite ribbon round his neck;
      No more thy hand shall smooth his glossy hair,
      And comb the wavings of his pendent ear.

      Yet cease thy flowing grief, forsaken maid;
      All mortal pleasures in a moment fade:
      Our surest hope is in an hour destroy'd,
      And love, best gift of heav'n, not long enjoy'd.

      Methinks I see her frantic with despair,
      Her streaming eyes, wrung hands, and flowing hair
      1Her Mechlen pinners rent the floor bestrow,
      And her torn fan gives real signs of woe.

      Hence Superstition, that tormenting guest,
      That haunts with fancied fears the coward breast;
      No dread events upon his fate attend,
      Stream eyes no more, no more thy tresses rend.

      Tho' certain omens oft forewarn a state,
      2And dying lions show the monarch's fate;
      Why should such fears bid Celia's sorrow rise?
      For when a lap-dog falls no lover dies.

      Cease, Celia, cease; restrain thy flowing tears,
      Some warmer passion will dispel thy cares.
      In man you'll find a more substantial bliss,
      More grateful toying, and a sweeter kiss.

      He's dead. Oh lay him gently in the ground!
      And may his tomb be by this verse renown'd.
      Here Shock, the pride of all his kind, is laid;
      Who fawn'd like man, but ne'er like man betray'd.


      ... John Gay (author of The Beggar's opera)

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  2. Folks, what we have here is a time tested conman's tactic called, "bait and switch". Over-generalize "the media" in one way, then do it again in another way, crafting a false equivalence and a false sense that the two "medias" are equivalent and interchangeable. To a trained mind, this is a steaming pile of hot garbage. To the more gullible, untrained mind, it is a valid point..
    During the Last few years Shaw Kenawe despised McCain until he became an enemy of Trump.. Now she loves him.
    Hypocrisy is her name.

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    2. HEY! I know you like to think you're on "our" side, but don't you know it's RUDE to post Off-Topic screeds without first ACKNOWLEDGING the topic at the very least?

      This post isn't about POLITICS, it's about Lisa's charming DOG Tucker.

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    3. Mr. Thinke, please Practice what you Preach!

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    4. Oh, but I always DO –– when given half a chance.

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    5. Like your Orange Turd hero you always blame others rather than yourself.

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    6. YOU have the brains of a DOG TURD, Lessie, and your odor is a great deal worse than THAT.

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    7. You have the wisdom of a rat dropping, FrancoThinke, and your stinke is much worse than the sewer.

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    8. ALL you can ever do, Poo-Poo, is IMITATE–– like a PARROT –– or an APE.

      You've never had an original thought in that poor, bald, garbage-filled cavity that passes for your head.

      You can only attempt to insult ME by IMITATING me.

      In this regard you and your equally odious Paramour in Political Perversion –– Devilish "Fartbreath" Sanders ––– are EXACTLY alike.

      BIRDBRAINS both of you!.

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    9. Liberal Hunter, what were you thinking when you posted here? Come on! This is supposed to be a post on Tucker and anything pet related, particularly pet dogs.

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    10. You hate dogs. You only say Tucker is "cool" as a way to suck up to Lisa.

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  3. Adorable pup! Too bad you named him after such a schmuck.

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    1. Aw, Ma'am. he cain't hep it; he's jest a natcherl-born shit. Ain't nothi'n' nobody's ever gonna be able to do about i no way, not how no time. The badness, Hit's jest INBORN in him, Ma'am. INBORN. Bakedoin ya might say. Orful sad case,Ma'am. Hit' s jest plane ORFUL! That whutt it s. Jest plane ORFUL.

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  4. Lisa, he's so cute! HUGGABLE!

    Much better looking than his namesake, though.

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    1. A GREAT DEAL smarter than YOU, Lessie-Poo.

      A GREAT DEAL smarter than YOU. Poo=Poo

      But then most creatures ARE –– including the fleas, gnats, fruit flies, and dung beetles.

      ];^}>

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    2. You mean his (_|_) don't you?

      It wasn't a DOG bite, Mystere, it was DEVILISH scraping his buck teeth against poor Lessie's gluteus maximus, as The Derv dived for Lessie's soft, warm, irresistibly moist, seductively putrid anal cavity with his slobbering wet brown tongue.

      Where else do you think the vileness of Dervy Boy's evil smelling breath comes from? It's not for naught that Devilish is known as Fartbreath.

      ];^}>

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    3. I didn't think about that Franco, but it makes sense. It explains Dervish's temper tantrum after my remarks on Lisa's pet Tucker. RN must have given him a rusty T when Dervish jammed his snout between his |. Dervy's flea ridden mutts must have chomped a huge "love nibble" out of him when Dervy bent over to tongue RN.

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    4. That is disgusting. None of that happened, except in your perverted imaginations.

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    5. Poo poo pa DOO poo POO pa doo
      Poo poo pa DOO poo POO pa doo
      Poo poo pa DOO poo POO pa doo

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      Poo poo pa DOO poo POO pa doo
      Poo poo pa DOO poo POO pa doo


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    6. I was hoping to have the same effect on him his fartbreath has on so many others.

      I was hoping he'd PASS OUT

      ];^}>
      .

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    7. It is a good thing the internet does not transmit smells, or I probably would have passed out... due to FrancoTurd's horrendous fartbreath.

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    8. Don't try to be clever. Dirtish.

      You don't have it in you,

      You're a DUNCE.

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  5. Therein lies the problem. We’ve yet to see anyone. with a brain disagree with us.That these leftward turds know exactly where their head is, Sheol it’s genuine up their own ass. Someone with a brain wouldn’t disagree with us. We’re the side with the brains (that’s why we don’t need government to provide for us like this bird brain RN, or his Comrade Shaw Kenawe. We’re the side of independent thinkers. (that’s why we don’t deny reality like they do).

    RN can’t even follow a simple conversation. That’s why you simple people need government to take care of you and provide for you.

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    1. Following a conversation simple or not is, well, simple. Following gibberish of the kind so often found here at WYD just makes for an opportunity to have some fun.

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    2. WRONG, Poo Poo! Lisa's extraordinary generosity makes it possible for you railbirds to RUIN everyone ELSE'S chances EVER to have any "fun" here at ALL. Your incessant CARPING, CAVILLING, CATCALLING, mindless NAYSAYING and sheer, unmitigated INSOLENCE are about as much "FUN" as a BAPTISM where the infant DROWNS in the Holy Water.

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    3. So you LIED when you said you were having fun "puppeteering" people. According to you, it (your delusion that you are manipulating anyone) is almost as enjoyable as "getting laid". Now you whine that, due to people commenting here with opinions contrary to your own, no fun can be had. Which is it?

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    4. Shame on Dervish and Nursie Poo Poo! May your flea ridden mutts maul your behinds for trashing an otherwise cool post about Lisa's dog Tucker.

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    5. Shame on you Mystere for attacking innocent animals just because you don't like their owners. You do realize the animal has no choice in the matter, or do you not? Mystere (the idiot that he is) probably thinks Lisa's dog Tucker knows who Tucker Carlson is, loves Trump, and shares Lisa's politics... which is what makes him "cool".

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    6. ____ PATHOS PERSONIFIED ____

      You live in a dark and dingy hollow
      Where no mental life can thrive
      All you can do is mock and follow
      Nothing in your head's alive!

      Please don’t ever try to be clever
      You can't you're deprived of the means.
      Fate has consigned you forever and ever
      Just to make ugly scenes.


      ... Anne Imus in Miourning

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    7. Jealousy is an ugly thing that Dervish projects. Lisa's pet Tucker enjoys an easy relaxed life, and that's it! I don't attack innocent animals. Dervish does. I just expose libtards who abuse dogs for what they are: vile flea ridden rotten carcasses.

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    9. You are a liar and a terrible person. I have never abused any animal. YOU are the one who believes that sex with a dog is "the pleasure of a lifetime". That is an exact quote from your blog, sicko. The only person you have exposed is yourself.

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    10. Since you don't know shit from Shinola
      
Go catch a strong case of Ebola

      Play dirges on the Pianola,

      Or Requiems on the Victrola



      Then soon you will not be around
      
But safely rotting in a mound

      Or burnt to cinders to be found

      Scattered on unhallowed ground.



      And Oh what larks we will have then,

      Because we won't see you again!


      ... Anne Imus in Mourning

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  6. My guess is that Tucker is more intelligent than that hack Carlson.

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    1. Lisa's friend Tucker us A GREAT DEAL smarter than YOU, Quackpot Canardo.

      A GREAT DEAL smarter than YOU.

      But then most creatures ARE –– including the fleas, gnats, fruit flies, cockroache, and dung beetles.

      ];^}>

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    2. Shame on you, Quackobyrd! May a flea ridden mutt maul your tailfeathers for cracking another rotten goose egg on Lisa's post. Lisa's pet Tucker is one cool dog!

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    3. It's time we had another DUCKROAST.

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  7. Dogs and niggers make good pets. Very submissive.

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    1. Lessie, you can DROP the MASQUEADE now.

      Everybody KNOWS it's YOU pretending NOT to be YOU, so you can have an excuse t make MORE complaints –– not that YOU would ever NEED one, Poo-Poo

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    2. Actually the imposter is the Radical Redneck and everyone knows it. Including you. You lie about thinking it's Rational Nation because, re your delusion of being the "master puppeteer", you think you're going to "manipulate" him into an angry response.

      You can drop the masquerade. You are quite clearly a raging egomaniac (like Trump) and your pathetic lies fool no one.

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    3. ____ PATHOS PERSONIFIED ____

      You live in a dark and dmgy hollow
      Where no mental life can thrive
      All you can do is mock and follow
      Nothing in your head's alive!

      Please don’t ever try to be clever
      You can't, you're deprived of the means.
      Fate has consigned you forever and ever
      Just to make ugly scenes.



      ... Anne Imus in Mourning

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    4. You believe constant unceasing ad hominem to be "clever". I think most people would say that a person who resorts to ad hominem does so because their position is weak. Which is the case with you and your defense of predisent Trump. Every time I see one of your ad hominem spaz-outs I know it is because you are losing the argument.

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    5. ___ The LOVE SONG of___ 

      D. FARTBREATH SANDERS:



      Tell me, dear old Looking Glass,
      Who's the biggest Horse's Ass?
      The mirror sighed,
      And then it cried,
      "The One with Breath of Vilest Vapor
      "Whose presence cloudeth every caper
      "Dares do nothing else but carp
      "As he on negatives doth harp
      "With his toxic, foetid breath
      "As we hope he soon meets death!”


      ~ Soul of Catharsis

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  8. Jesus Christ, if you watched any news shows today you'd think John McCain was another George Washington, war hero and defender of freedom.
    They didn't mention he lost three fighter jets, was a major player in the Keating savings and loan mess and he was just a major pain in the ass.

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    1. Yes, RUSTY. Spot on! Thanks for "telling it like it is."

      Would you please either repeat or copy and past you opinion to MY blog?

      You could also tell us what you think of Lizzie "Foe-Ka-Haunt-Ass" Warren. because HER antics are featured there in the same article.

      See ya!

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    2. Your blog? You're talking about freethinkesblog.blogspot.com, right? Or is that blog abandoned? As for George Washington, did you know he predicted Trump? As per FrancoThinke's favorite news source, The NYT...

      Washington... wrote that should one group, "sharpened by the spirit of revenge", gain domination over another, the result could be "a more formal and permanent despotism". The despot's rise would be fueled by "disorders and miseries" that would gradually push citizens "to seek security and repose in the absolute power of an individual".

      ...one of his greatest concerns: The ways in which hyperpartisanship could open the door "to foreign influence and corruption, which find a facilitated access to the government itself through the channels of party passions. Thus the policy and the will of one country are subjected to the policy and will of another". (Excerpted from Did George Washington Predict Donald Trump? By Thomas R. Pickering and James Stoutenberg. 2/18/2018).

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    3. YUP! Washington –– and MOST of the Founding Fathers –– were well aware the beautiful representative republic they had designed, launched then fought, bled, died. or greatly impoverished themselves for, was a precious-but-fragile thing.

      Franklin and Adams particularly expected it to degenerate and devolve back into tyranny –– as soon as the Politicians began to EXPLOIT the inreasing indolence and rapacity of the People as they became aware they could vote themselves vast sums of money from the Public Treasury.

      And THAT is EXACTLY what happened to us after the PROGRESSIVES jockeyed themselves into power.

      President TRUMP is doing all he possibly can to CORRECT that dismal phenomenon, and REVERSE course, before the STAMPEDE wickedly started by alarmist-opportunists on the LEFT finally drives all of us over the cliff to be smahsed to broken, bleeding bits on the rocks below.

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    4. Predisent tRump is doing no such thing. He wanted the presidency for reasons of self aggrandizement and self enrichment. He is a idiot and a raging egomaniac who cares not one whit for anyone but himself. If we are driven over the cliff to be smashed to broken, bleeding bits on the rocks below it will be the conman-in-chief behind the wheel.

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    5. _____ AN EVALUATION _____

      Dirty-minded, imbecilic oaf
      Evil thinking, evil speaking fool
      Ruled by laziness, inclined to loaf,
      Vicious, virulent Subversives’ tool
      Irrational, unthinking, filled with spite
      Shallow, stupid, vacuous, inane,
      Hollow, doomed to live in endless night

      Sophists maimed and crippled his lame brain.
      Anomalous to all that’s good and real
      Noxious notions form and fill his core.
      Demented propaganda spread with zeal
      Erupts from every orifice and pore.
      Retarded reject schooled in Marxist culture
      Sanders preys on virtue like a vulture.

      ~ Anne Imus in Mourning

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    6. Fact is the Republican party in general bears the greatest responsibility for the explosion in the national debt. Going back to the 80's. tRump is accelerating the growth of the national debt as he increases annual budget deficits with ridiculous spending objectives like his politically motivated border wall.

      So yes, tRump may very well be behind the wheel when the Republican party crashes our democratic republic on the rocks below.

      Which is why the sane people of this nation must get off their dead asses, register to vote (if they haven't), and core the republicans out of power. The presidency and the house at minimum must turn blue in 2018 and 2020 if this nation is to have a fighting chance of remaining a democratic republic.

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    7. __ To RAILBIRDS HECKLE and JACKAL __

      The unstated purpose of those who deride
      Is to maim Decency then confound and divide.

      They use twisted logic in a mean-spirited way
      To portray their critics as criminal prey

      Even when cornered they'll never comply
      But simply cry "Foul!" then loudly deny.

      Their obvious guilt in the War of Attrition
      They started then waged with ruthless ambition.

      Relentessness is their primary ploy
      In hopes of depriving the world of all joy.

      To say they are vile is a vast understatement
      Their quest to destroy will see no abatement.


      ~ Anne Imus in Mourning

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  9. ....and because he was the worst presidential candidate in the history of presidential candidates he gave us eight years of Obama...no wonder liberals love him

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    1. I suppose Romney must was the 2nd worst presidential candidate in the history of presidential candidates. That is the only way a Black man could have been elected president TWICE, right?

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    2. No, that would have been Hillary Clinton. She lost to Barry twice!

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    3. Make's ya think, don't it. The Democrat Party must be the misogynist party.

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    4. Much much WORSE, FJ!

      The DemonRats are the party of Duplicity, Depravity, Disloyalty, Deception, Disorder, Destruction, Dissolution, and Dysfunctionality.

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    5. How did Hillary Clinton lose to "Barry" twice when she only ran in one primary against him? As for these "DemonRats", they sound terrible. It is a good thing they don't exist. Although I think all those adjectives could certainly apply to the Republican Party. Those and more... like Satanic, misogynist, classist, racist and bigoted.

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    6. _________ MEME-EE! _______

      Your left shoe's on your right foot,
      Your right shoe's on your left.
      Oh! listen to me, Meme-ee:
      Of reason you're bereft!
      The buttons of your trousers
      Are buttoned to your vest;
      Oh! listen to me, Meme-ee,
      No passion's in your breast!

      Meme-ee, you irksome little good for nothing Meme-ee,
      I'm not your guy.
      Meme-ee, you crummy little dummy of a Meme-ee,
      You've aimed too high!
      Meme-ee, you drive me mad, please free me,
      If you flee me, 'twould be dreamy.
      Meme-ee, you know I'd like to have me see
      You pesky Son of a Meme-ee say, Goodbye!



      ...... Morris Knight

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    7. Now that we have had the rice and flowers
      The knot is tied
      I can visu'lize such happy hours
      Close by your side
      The honeymoon in store
      Is one that you'll adore
      I'm gonna take you for a ride

      I'll go home and get my panties
      You go home and get your scanties
      And away we'll go
      Whoa ho ho
      Off we're gonna shuffle
      Shuffle off to Buffalo

      To Niag'ra in a sleeper
      There's no honeymoon that's cheaper
      And the train goes slow
      Whoa ho ho
      Off, we're gonna shuffle,
      Shuffle off to Buffalo

      Someday, the stork may pay a visit
      And leave a little souvenir
      Just a little cute "what is it"
      But we'll discuss that later, Dear
      For a little silver quarter
      We can have the Pullman porter
      Turn the lights down low
      Whoa ho ho
      Off we're gonna shuffle
      Shuffle off to Buffalo

      You'll go home and get your purses
      I'll go get my niece and nurses
      And away we'll go
      Whoa ho ho
      Off we're gonna shuffle,
      Shuffle off to Buffalo

      To Niag'ra in a sleeper
      There's no honeymoon that's cheaper
      And the train goes slow
      Who ho ho
      Off we're gonna shuffle
      Shuffle off to Buffalo

      Someday, the stork may pay a visit
      And leave a little souvenir
      Just a little cute "what is it"
      But we'll discuss that later, Dear

      For a little silver quarter
      We can have the Pullman porter
      Turn the lights down low
      Who ho ho
      Off we're gonna shuffle
      Shuffle off to Buffalo

      Matrimony is baloney
      She'll be wanting alimony
      In a year of so
      Still they go and shuffle
      Shuffle Off to Buffalo

      When she knows as much as we know
      She'll be on her way to Reno
      While he still has dough
      She'll give him the Shuffle
      When they're back from Buffalo



      ~ Dubin and Warren

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    8. Your brain is scrambled and your head if UP YOUR ASS FrancoThinke.

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    9. Stop trying to judge others by abysmal standards by which you were raised, and the pathletic conditions in which your ill-favored looks and vile disposition force you to live your OWN wretched llfe, Lessie-Poo.

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    11. You certainly engage in psychological projection a lot FrancoThinke, aka FreeThinke.

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    12. AS I SAID –– and will doubtless say AGAIN and AGAIN, and AGAIN ad infinitum, because you are too obdurate and thick-skulled ever to learn ANYTHING:

      Stop trying to judge others by abysmal standards by which you were raised, and the pathletic conditions in which your ill-favored looks and vile disposition force you to live your OWN wretched llfe, Lessie-Poo.

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    13. No FrancoThinke, I judge others based on what they say ad infinitum in forums such as this one.

      BTW, my upbringing was the exact opposite of your assumptions and my life has been far from wretched. In fact it has been quite productive, successful, and wonderfully enenjoyable and rewarding. EXCEPT WHEN CONS LIKE YOU DISTURB THE BALANCE AND SERENITY OF LIFE.

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    14. SHUT UP, you Vicious Volcano of Vacuous, Valueless Verbal Vomit!
      }:-)>

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    15. My bad, Dervish! You're right, she only lost to Barry once... but then she lost to Trump, too, so how good of a candidate could she have been?

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    16. The polls predicted that the people would select Hillary Clinton our 45th president, and they did. Trump was the rotten candidate. The only way he could steal the presidency was to cheat. Kris Kobach and Vladimir Putin both did all they could to rig it in favor of Trump. Even then he only "won" narrowly.

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    17. Poor Dervish! He's been snorting his mutts's behinds too long. Crooked Hildebeest lost, Dervy boi! God Almighty put Donald Trump into office. Your prayers to Baal aren't working, Dervy. Is your god Baal sleeping, Dervy? You should wake him up if you want Hildebeest on the throne. But before you put her on the throne, teach her how to wipe and flush, Dervy. John Podesta sent out an email, saying she smells of cabbage, urine and farts. Hey, maybe you can give her a rusty trombone too!

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    18. I guess that playing "by the rules" is the ONLY way to "cheat" a Democrat. No doubt the electoral college will soon be toast.

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    19. SORE LOSERS are indubitably the most IGNOBLE members of all humankind.

      SQUALLING BABIES banging on their high chairs the LOT of them.

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    20. I did not say it was cheating for Hillary Clinton to not be president because she won the popular vote but not the electoral college vote. I referred to Kris Kobach's election fraud scheme and Vladimir Putin's "influence campaign".

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    21. FrancoThinke: SORE LOSERS are indubitably the most IGNOBLE members of all humankind.

      I agree with you about the big baby Trump. He was so sore about losing the popular vote that he set up a bogus commission to look into his fantasy concerning millions of illegals voting for Hillary. No big surprise that this commission shut down without finding even one illegal voter. Not even one!

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    22. Never mind the fact that Trump clearly signaled that he was going to be a sore loser prior to the vote taking place with all his talk about "rigging". Now we know that the rigging was in his favor!

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    23. As I said:

      You don't know SHIT from SHNOLA, Fartbreath

      And please point your ugly face in the opposite direction if you dare to address me in future.

      I DON'T want to be EXPOSED to your VILE STINKING BREATH.

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    24. NOW READ THIS. MAYBE IT WILL DO YOU SOME GOOD:

      ______ TO LISA’S TUCKER ______

      Truly you’re a friend, you shaggy dear ––
      Open-hearted, sweet, sincere and eager ––
      Loving without guile and without fear
      I see your kind affection can’t be meager.
      Simple, unsuspicious, generous ––
      A blessing to your family and your friends ––
      ’Tis good your adoration isn’t venerous
      Such would be the beastliest of trends!
      To argument you’re thankfully immune ––
      Uninfluenced by partisan constraints.
      Canine friend, you don’t bay at the moon ––
      Kowtow to adversaries’ fierce complaints,
      Ever faithful friend and staunch ally,
      Rest assured we’ll love you till we die.


      … FreeThinke

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    25. I referred to Kris Kobach's election fraud scheme and Vladimir Putin's "influence campaign".

      It's "election fraud" to try and uncover election fraud? Who knew?

      btw - Putin didn't influence YOU, did he? If not, it's a pretty broad leap to believe he influenced Trump voters like me.

      ps - A "poll" that doesn't take the electoral college into account when predicting outcomes must be a pretty shoddy poll, dontcha think?

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    26. Yes, it is election fraud to "look into" voter fraud.. aka throw legitimate voters off the rolls because a computer program erroneous (aka on purpose) identifies them as "double voters". As for how successful Putin's influence campaign was, there is no "leap". You think he would have ordered it if he thought it was going to be pointless?

      I have no idea if any aspect of Putin's interference influenced you or not. Although I'd guess that nothing would have convinced you to vote for Hillary Clinton.

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    27. lol! How many double votes didn't get counted? Answer - zero. Where's the fraud in zero ballots being tossed out and not counted?

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    28. As per the election administration and voting survey, "Provisional Voting: There were 2.5 million provisional ballots cast in 2016, with nearly half of
      those ballots cast in California. Of the provisional ballots cast, 71 percent were counted either partially or in full".

      So, 29 percent of 2.5 million is zero?

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    29. There you sit broken-hearted
      Trying to think, but can't get started.

      'Twill be sad the day you find
      You were born without a mind.

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    30. Another "intelligent" reply from Franco, thereby proving beyond a doubt that he is a "genius".

      Symptoms of narcissistic personality disorder:

      Have an exaggerated sense of self-importance.

      Have a sense of entitlement and require constant, excessive admiration.

      Expect to be recognized as superior even without achievements that warrant it.

      Exaggerate achievements and talents.

      Be preoccupied with fantasies about success, power, brilliance, beauty or the perfect mate.

      Believe they are superior and can only associate with equally special people.

      Monopolize conversations and belittle or look down on people they perceive as inferior.

      Expect special favors and unquestioning compliance with their expectations.

      Take advantage of others to get what they want.

      Have an inability or unwillingness to recognize the needs and feelings of others.

      Be envious of others and believe others envy them.

      Behave in an arrogant or haughty manner, coming across as conceited, boastful and pretentious.

      Insist on having the best of everything — for instance, the best car or office.

      source.

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    31. _______ The SONG of the CLUCK _______

      BUCK bucka bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO!
      BUCKA bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO BOO!
      BUCK bucka bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO!
      BUCKA bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO BOO!
      BUCKA BUCKA buck-buck BUCK buck BOO!
      BUCKA bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO BOO!

      BUCK bucka bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO!
      BUCKA bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO BOO!
      BUCK bucka bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO!
      BUCKA bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO BOO!
      BUCKA BUCKA buck-buck BUCK buck BOO!
      BUCKA bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO BOO!

      BUCK bucka bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO!
      BUCKA bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO BOO!
      BUCK bucka bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO!
      BUCKA bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO BOO!
      BUCKA BUCKA buck-buck BUCK buck BOO!
      BUCKA bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO BOO!

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  10. Back to the topic: Tucker is one cool dog! I can picture him greeting Lisa's guests when they ring her doorbell, coming up to each guest, wagging his tail. I can picture him begging at the dinner table, hoping to score some "table scraps" from either Lisa or Paul.

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    1. You fool no one, dog hater. The only thing you think dogs are good for are using for your pleasure and (re your coprophilia) producing turds for you to eat. Sick? Absolutely. But I'm not the one who has brought it up over and over and over.

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    2. BTW, "Coprophagia or the ingestion of feces, in humans has been associated with tumors, mental retardation, alcoholism, depression, obsessive compulsive disorder, schizophrenia, fetishes, delirium, and dementia". This is an excerpt from the article "Entomophagy and Coprophagy in Undifferentiated Schizophrenia"... AKA people who eat poop like Mystere are NUTS.

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    3. Jealousy is an ugly evil trait, Dervy boy. You're upset because your flea ridden mutts will never be cool, unlike Lisa's pet Tucker. Now go take a bath and get a flea collar for yourself.

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    4. I wouldn't dream of attacking Lisa's dog because I don't like Lisa's politics. Yet you (with your pea brain) think attacking my canines because you don't like my politics is somehow valid. My dogs are completely unaware of (and could care less if they did know) of your hate for them. Neither of which has a racial slur for a name, btw. YOU are the one who decided using a racial slur for a dog's name would be cool. Because you are a racist.

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    5. We've not been introduced,
      You don’t look very well,
      But when your VICTIMS CRIED
      Something drew me to your side.

      So many men and girls,
      Are TAKING UP SIDEARMS.
      It made me think we might be
      Similarly occupied.

      Shall we FIGHT? (BLAM BLAM BLAM!)
      In a cloud of blind FURY shall we fly?
      Shall we FIGHT? (BLAM BLAM BLAM!)
      Shall we then say “Goodnight" and mean "Goodbye? “

      Or TONIGHT,

      When the last little star has left the sky,
      Shall we still be together
      With FISTS FLAILING AT each other
      WITH YOU KICKING ME ALL NIGHT?
      On the clear understanding
      That this kind of thing can happen,
      Shall we FIGHT?
      Shall we FIGHT?
      Shall we FIGHT?

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    6. Hey Dervy boy, you named your mutt Jigaboos, not me. Your boy RN blurted it out when he used his fake RN account a while back. And you exposed yourself when you made references to "love nibbles" in 1 of your braindead retorts on one of the blog sites I manage.

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    7. That is a lie. I would NEVER give my dog a racial slur for a name. That you believe your own confabulations is proof of your mental illness. Something that likely is related to your poop-eating (as per the article excerpt I posted above).

      The "love nibbles" comment concerned speculation concerning what you and your husband do in the bedroom. My mistake. What you and your husband do in the bedroom is none of my concern. That comment was made on THIS blog, btw. Not one of the blog sites you "manage".

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    8. Feel the BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN!!!

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    9. Only an idiot would consider such a lame retort to be a "burn".

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    10. SHUT UP, you Vicious Volcano of Vacuous, Valueless Verbal Vomit!
      }:-)>

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    11. Dervish is starving after his mutts and some wild animals consumed the 'shrooms growing in his yard.

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    12. Devilish would doubtless starve to death if it weren't for the TURDS that come out of his flea-ridden mutt's sore and swollen rear end.

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    13. "Devilish" must be another of Mystere's sockpuppets. Everyone knows Mystere eats dog poop. He says he has no pets - I think he visits dog parks and rummages through the trash cans for all the prewrapped "treats" he can find. I doubt dog poop has any nutritional value, however.

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    14. Dervy could only sing one note
      And the note he sang was
      EEEEEEEEEEYAW!

      Poor Dervy one-note sang out with "gusto"
      And just overlorded the place
      Poor Dervy one-note yelled willy nilly
      Until he was blue in the face
      For holding one note was his ace

      Couldn't hear the brass
      Couldn't hear the drum
      He was in a class by himself, by gum!

      Poor Dervy one-note got in Aida
      Indeed a great chance to be brave
      He took his one note
      Howled like the North Wind
      Brought forth wind that made critics rave
      While Verdi turned round in his grave

      Couldn't hear the flute
      Or the big trombone
      Ev'ry one was mute
      Leslie stood alone

      Cats and dogs stopped yapping
      Lions in the zoo
      All were jealous of Dervy’'s big trill
      Thunder claps stopped clapping
      Traffic ceased its roar
      And they tell us Niag'ra stood still

      He stopped the train whistles
      Boat whistles
      Steam whistles
      Cop whistles
      All whistles bowed to his skill

      Sing, Dervy One-Note
      Sing out with "gusto"
      And just overwhelm all the crowd
      EEEEEEEYAW!

      So sing Dervy One-Note, out loud!!
      Sing, Dervy One-Note
      Sing, Dervy One-Note out loud!

      Poor Dervy One Note proved to be boring
      Soon had the crowds snoring
      To escape enduring the tone.

      So croak, Dervy One Note,
      Your joke's no fun note
      You know that your roar is a bore.

      Though we've drowned in your sound
      You'll hear nary a cheer, but many a jeer,
      Because no decent folk want you here.


      ~ Rodgers and Hart (emended)

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  11. One this is absolutely certain Dervish, the adjectives FrancoThinke chose describe his character (lack of) well. As do your additions.

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    1. ____ PATHOS PERSONIFIED ____

      You live in a dark and dingy hollow
      Where no mental life can thrive
      All you can do is mock and follow
      Nothing in your head's alive!

      Please don’t ever try to be clever
      You can't you're deprived of the means.
      Fate has consigned you forever and ever
      Just to make ugly scenes
      .

      ... Anne Imus in Miourning

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    2. It is clear now, no, it has always been clear that FranccThinke and the con brigades want nothing more than echo chambers. Places where the sole purpose for him and others like him is to preach to the choir. An environment where total agreement and acceptance of the con agenda is the goal and is expected. Their agenda is not to create or encourage an intellectually stimulating environment. Rather it is to create sheeple who mimic their own cherished delusions.

      Sad.

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    3. Nurse Poo Poo took a shit;
      Didn't know what to do with it,
      So he smeared it on his head,
      Then he lay down on his bed,
      Tried to smear his dick with poop,
      But all the damned thing did was droop.
      Nursie loves to play the cop,
      But his act's a dismal flop.
      Now watch him rise to take this bait,
      So he can express his hate.
      He will fall into my trap,
      Because his head is full of crap.


      ~ Oreganata Gagamaggotti

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  12. Tucker is a smart dog. He knows he has a good life with Lisa and Paul. He greets each guest with glee when they ring Paul and Lisa's doorbell. He comes up to each of them as they find a place on Lisa's couch, hoping he'll get a treat from Lisa's guest. What a cool dog Tucker is!

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    1. You already said that using your "Mystere" ID. Are all your sockpuppets going to write the same thing?

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    2. THIS JUST COMPOSED by OUR DEAR OLD FRIEND the ESSAYIST, POET, WIT. FINE MUSICIAN, and BRILLIANT RACONTEUR, FREETHINKE. HE WATCHES NOW from AFAR, but MISSES NOTHING:

      ______ TO LISA’S TUCKER ______

      Truly you’re a friend, you shaggy dear ––
      Open-hearted, sweet, sincere and eager ––
      Loving without guile and without fear
      I see your kind affection can’t be meager.
      Simple, unsuspicious, generous ––
      A blessing to your family and your friends ––
      ’Tis good your adoration isn’t venerous
      Such would be the beastliest of trends!
      To argument you’re thankfully immune ––
      Uninfluenced by partisan constraints.
      Canine friend, you don’t bay at the moon ––
      Kowtow to adversaries’ fierce complaints,
      Ever faithful friend and staunch ally,
      Rest assured I’ll love you till I die.


      … FreeThinke

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    3. STOCKS SMASH RECORD ON NEW NAFTA

      TENSIONS WITH MEXICO EASE

      DOW'S UP over 26,000 for the first time since the end of JANUARY.

      WOO HOO! WOO hOO! WOO HOO!


      I don't know about yiu, but I will NEVER get tired of WINNING.

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    4. THIS JUST COMPOSED for LISA and HER FRIEND TUCKER by OUR DEAR FRIEND the ESSAYIST, POET and SAGE, FREETHINKE. HE WATCHES NOW from AFAR, but MISSES NOTHING:

      ______ TO LISA’S TUCKER ______

      Truly you’re a friend, you shaggy dear ––
      Open-hearted, sweet, sincere and eager ––
      Loving without guile and without fear
      I see your kind affection can’t be meager.
      Simple, unsuspicious, generous ––
      A blessing to your family and your friends ––
      ’Tis good your adoration isn’t venerous
      Such would be the beastliest of trends!
      To argument you’re thankfully immune ––
      Uninfluenced by partisan constraints.
      Canine friend, you don’t bay at the moon ––
      Kowtow to adversaries’ fierce complaints,
      Ever faithful friend and staunch ally,
      Rest assured we’ll love you till we die.


      … FreeThinke

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    5. Franco spam = 43 out of 100 comments (43 percent).

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    6. Hey Dervy boy, while you were dreaming of receiving a rusty trombone from your flea ridden mutts, I stopped by to show my respects for Tucker, one of the coolest dogs in the blogosphere! So when you wake up to the sensation of getting mauled from behind, you'll see more posts about the coolest dog on the blog!

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    7. So far there have been zero comments about pumpkins. So, definitely not too many. Were you hoping for some?

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    8. GODDAMIT! Yew really ARE stoopid, orange yew, Fartbreath?

      REALLY stiipid. DENSE! OBTUSE! OPAQUE, a DUNCE, a real honest-to-God DUNDERHEAD.

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    9. Agreed. That comment by Fartbreath Mystere (using his "donkey's revenge" account) was incredibly stupid.

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    10. Hi,

      My name is CLIFFf

      DROP OVER sometime.

      Make it SOON

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    11. I can't wait to hear you scream just before I see you go S__P__L__A__T__!

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  13. Spam King Extraordinaire... Franco Aragosta. The lobster man on a mission.

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  14. Looks like the Fusco brothers have a problem with Franco's postings

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    1. I certainly HOPE so, Rusty. I'd be sorely disappointed if they didn't, ––wouldn't you?

      ];^}>

      I always make an effort to controbute something pertinent, supportive and substantive to Lisa's choen topic –– something the railbirds Heckle and Jackal NEVER do –– but once those fuckin' bastards start popping their steaming turds in our midst, you can be sure I'm gonna go AFTER them.

      EXCELSIOR!

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    2. Wet your whistle. Blow your divisive tune. Sing praise to the great dividing Orange Turd. Bring on the civil strife. Prepare for war. You Franco"Thinke" are as rotten to the core as is your predisent.

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    3. You are in desperate need of a good stiff course in READING COMPREHENSION, Lessie-Poo.

      It's pitifully obvious from the paltry and jejune character of your pallid insults, –– and the putrid halitoxic blasts we get from your Partner in Grime ––, that neither of you ever READ any of the many brilliant, erudite, highly creative , often benevolent items I post.

      IF you did, you might LEARN something, but that would never do for a pair of dull, unimaginative, incurious, closed-minded Useful Idiots held in thrall by ctypto-MARXISTS like the two of you, now would it?

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    4. LMAO!!

      FrancoThinke, FrancoThinke, FrancoThinke... It may be you who is unimaginative and incurious. You just might have been so steeped in the present day con narative that you just never really questioned many of the false claims.

      For you to paint me a crypto-Marxist is hillarious. Although anyone who has really studied Marx and his economic theories knows he was not that far off in many of his models. Marx valuedf capitalism and saw it as a huge step forward in both economic and social development. He also thought capitalism would be improved upon as society advanced further. That has not played out as yet and maybe it never will. That will be for future generations of Americans to determine. For me a properly fuctioning capitalist economy is fine and dandy.

      Now, enjoy your fun because, like you, I don't really give a sh*t what your opinion of me is.

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    5. Of course yop don't, Lessie. Why would you? You haven't enough intelligence to comprehend the workings of any truly fine mind let alone the rarfiied, ultra-refined, high-minded lucubrations of a man of true genius.

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    6. You are "very stable" too, right? The word for that is "megalomaniac", btw. A mental illness that you and Trump both obviously suffer from.

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    7. Yes Dervish, both tRump and FrancoThinke, aka FreeThinke are suffering from the affliction. I'm not sure who has the most advanced case of it though. Maybe a toss up.

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    8. There you sit broken-hearted
      Trying to think, but can't get started.

      'Twill be sad the day you find
      You were born without a mind.

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    10. Megalomania, also known as narcissistic personality disorder, is a psychopathological condition characterized by delusional fantasies of wealth, power, or omnipotence.

      What follows is an excerpt from the Mayo Clinic's website...

      Narcissistic personality disorder — one of several types of personality disorders — is a mental condition in which people have an inflated sense of their own importance, a deep need for excessive attention and admiration, troubled relationships, and a lack of empathy for others. But behind this mask of extreme confidence lies a fragile self-esteem that's vulnerable to the slightest criticism.

      A narcissistic personality disorder causes problems in many areas of life, such as relationships, work, school or financial affairs. People with narcissistic personality disorder may be generally unhappy and disappointed when they're not given the special favors or admiration they believe they deserve. They may find their relationships unfulfilling, and others may not enjoy being around them.


      I doubt it is just me. Undoubtedly others on this board, as well as others who know this individual personally, would agree that "Franco" exhibits many, if not all of these symptoms and SURELY is afflicted with narcissistic personality disorder.

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    11. You may have a fine mind FrancoThinke, that is not worth disputing. How you have choosen to use it is the issue. Your choice is your choice and is perhaps the right One for you. It happens NOT to be for many (likely numbering in the billions).

      Isn't life interesting? Isn'it grand? A great experience that is largely dependent on the direction one takes, persistent dedication to excellence, and the effort put into it. Life is good. When you contribute in a productive and positive way.

      For me life has been, and continues to be wonderful!!~~~ You FrancoThinke?

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  15. McCain killed commies. Lots of commies!

    For THAT he'll always be a stud in my book.

    Later on, not so much.

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    1. AMEN! Come to my blog, Rusty, if you want to read a more extended analysis of the McCain Phenomenon.

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  16. Back to Tucker: of course he's one cool dog! He knows his life is great. Lisa and Paul's friends probably give him plenty of treats when they hang out at their home. I bet Tucker likes to cozy up to Lisa and Paul's guests, knowing he'll reap huge benefits and rewards every time. Tucker loves the "table scraps" filling his belly.

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  17. Now that Dervish is asleep for a few hours, it's time to play! What would Tucker be doing? I see him sitting on the couch with Paul and his friends, enjoying some of their snacks while they watch a game on TV. I see him sitting in the front seat with Lisa behind the wheel, enjoying the breeze from an open window as the two of them go to some dog park to play with more furry friends. I see Tucker chasing a bunch of doggie toys, playing tug of war with Lisa, Paul or one of their guests. Tucker has a good life, and he knows it.

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    1. Oh come on, DR! Surely you realize, as I have all along, that when the family goes out for a spin, it's TUCKER who does all the driving.

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    2. Tucker does do the driving. Lisa or Paul are the chauffeurs who take him to his favorite places.

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  18. A LOVE POEM to LISA'S FRIEND, TUCKER:


    ______ TO LISA’S TUCKER ______

    Truly you’re a friend, you shaggy dear ––
    Open-hearted, sweet, sincere and eager ––
    Loving without guile and without fear
    I see your kind affection can’t be meager.
    Simple, unsuspicious, generous ––
    A blessing to your family and your friends ––
    ’Tis good your adoration isn’t venerous
    Such would be the beastliest of trends!
    To argument you’re thankfully immune ––
    Uninfluenced by partisan constraints.
    Canine friend, you don’t bay at the moon ––
    Kowtow to adversaries’ fierce complaints,
    Ever faithful friend and staunch ally,
    Rest assured we’ll love you till we die.


    … FreeThinke

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    1. Beautiful thank you FT. Tucker appreciate it too . We now have him 1 year and 6 months

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    2. So glad you iiked it, Lsa. I posted several really good dog poems by famous authors up above, but then I thought, "GEE! I really ought to do one just for Tucker," and so I did.

      Give Ticjern a nice pat on the head and a big hug frm me..

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  19. Our flag is a symbol of our nation…it is a symbol of Free speech, Freedom, hope, opportunity, liberty and the very symbol of your right to protest…so why disrespect it, why disrespect the people who have fought for it and your freedom to be a bone-headed nitwit as you want to be, and disrespect the nation that flag represents? It gives Andrew Cuomo that Moron in the Governor's mansion in Albany New York to say that "America isn't so Great"!
    It give that Unemployed Drunk Hillary Clinton the right to disrespect for our flag by her encouraging her unemployed Hero Colin Kaepernick to take a knee during the Pledge of Allegiance, or the playing of our National Anthem.

    Is it really because of "Police Brutality" that these idiotic lowlifes have been taking a knee?
    Is it because Trump is now the President? Is that it? No. it couldn't be because Colin Kaepernick was sitting on his knee during the National Anthem long before Trump was elected, when everybody still thought Hillary would win and while Obama was still in office.
    Hilary told an 11 year old kid that it has something to do with “injustice,” but she doesn’t define what injustice it is.. So what in-justice could she be taking about? Just what "justice"is better than ours. Perhaps the kneelers should go live in another country and see for themselves how justice is handled some where else!.
    Go to any Muslim country and see just how their "justice"is, and if it's better than ours! And just how you'd ho get along there. Go to any African country and see if that doesn’t suit your definition of better justice. Try China, or North Korea or Russia,or Cuba, maybe one of those places has what you’re looking for. And that is why I for one am not going to take part in viewing ANY Football games.

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  20. TUCKER is ine helluva good dog. It;s easy to tell he's got loads of character and a great heart.

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    1. Easy to tell from what? The picture Lisa posted? You must fancy yourself some kind of psychic. Must be how you "know" what the breath of someone you've never met smells like.

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    2. You wouldn't understand, even if I bothered to tell you, Fartnreath, so i won't bither.

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    3. Very few understand the rantings of a mad man.

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    4. Merriam Webster says megalomania is "a delusional mental illness that is marked by feelings of personal omnipotence and grandeur".

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    5. There you sit broken-hearted
      Trying to think, but can't get started.

      'Twill be sad the day you find
      You were born without a mind.

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    6. Obviously, when the "genius" Franco is presented with a argument counter to what the Orange-Turd-in-chief tells him is the "truth", the ONLY thing he is capable of is lobbing insults. Because he knows he's wrong. Or maybe he lacks the brainpower to compose anything OTHER than ad hominem replies. Pathetic. Anyway, keep it up. Every ad hominem reply you post proves me right.

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    7. _______ The SONG of the CLUCK _______

      BUCK bucka bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO!
      BUCKA bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO BOO!
      BUCK bucka bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO!
      BUCKA bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO BOO!
      BUCKA BUCKA buck-buck BUCK buck BOO!
      BUCKA bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO BOO!

      BUCK bucka bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO!
      BUCKA bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO BOO!
      BUCK bucka bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO!
      BUCKA bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO BOO!
      BUCKA BUCKA buck-buck BUCK buck BOO!
      BUCKA bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO BOO!

      BUCK bucka bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO!
      BUCKA bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO BOO!
      BUCK bucka bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO!
      BUCKA bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO BOO!
      BUCKA BUCKA buck-buck BUCK buck BOO!
      BUCKA bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO BOO!

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  21. He’s even smarter than Shaw Kenawe, and much better looking!

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    1. Sorry, I .have to disagree with you there, LH. I happen to KNOW Miss Shaw, personelly, and believe me she's one HELLUVA good looking woman. In her youth she could easily have been a top model, or even a Hollywood star.

      Sorry but if "WE" are to maintain any credibility of our OWN, "WE" must do our best –– unlike our ideological enemies –– to be fair and truthful.

      The ONLT wat we can beat them is to be BETTER than they are.

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  22. GREAT GOOGA MOOGA

    I saw a business article predicting this quarter's GDP to be at an astounding 4.8%. The Trump economy continues to roar with even better to come.

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    1. Thank you to our most excellent president Donald J. Trump

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    2. Before the crash. That is the nature of a bubble.

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    3. _____ AN EVALUATION _____

      Dirty-minded, imbecilic oaf
      Evil thinking, evil speaking fool
      Ruled by laziness, inclined to loaf,
      Vicious, virulent Subversives’ tool
      Irrational, unthinking, filled with spite
      Shallow, stupid, vacuous, inane,
      Hollow, doomed to live in endless night

      Sophists maimed and crippled his lame brain.
      Anomalous to all that’s good and real
      Noxious notions form and fill his core.
      Demented propaganda spread with zeal
      Erupts from every orifice and pore.
      Retarded reject schooled in Marxist culture
      Sanders preys on virtue like a vulture.

      ~ Anne Imus in Mourning

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    4. Your highly innacurate "evaluation" contains zero disagreement with what I wrote about Trump's idiotic economic policies inflating the bubble thus making the coming crash significantly worse. I will assume that you know I am right is why you post your ad hominem. As opposed to making any kind of an intelligent counter argument. The self-declared "genius" is clearly incapable of rational discussion.

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    5. There you sit broken-hearted
      Trying to think, but can't get started.

      'Twill be sad the day you find
      You were born without a mind.

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    6. Franco is the person who tried to think but couldn't get started. So he mindlessly cut and pasted one of his oft-used ad hominems. The reason being (I will continue to assume) is that you know I am right.

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    7. _______ The SONG of the CLUCK _______

      BUCK bucka bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO!
      BUCKA bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO BOO!
      BUCK bucka bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO!
      BUCKA bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO BOO!
      BUCKA BUCKA buck-buck BUCK buck BOO!
      BUCKA bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO BOO!

      BUCK bucka bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO!
      BUCKA bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO BOO!
      BUCK bucka bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO!
      BUCKA bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO BOO!
      BUCKA BUCKA buck-buck BUCK buck BOO!
      BUCKA bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO BOO!

      BUCK bucka bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO!
      BUCKA bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO BOO!
      BUCK bucka bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO!
      BUCKA bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO BOO!
      BUCKA BUCKA buck-buck BUCK buck BOO!
      BUCKA bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO BOO!

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  23. Oh my, some people who cast "provisional" ballots aren't having their votes counted...

    Dervy would count them all.

    Hey Dervy, next year I'll cast a provisional in the Maryland DEMOCRATIC primary. I'm a registered "Independent", but I know that I can count on you to get my vote COUNTED. lol!

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    1. Thersites: Dervy would count them all.

      Wrong. I would STOP so many people being fraudulently removed from the voter rolls and thereby being forced to use a provisional ballot in the first place. If you live in Boston and traveled to Maryland to cast a second ballot you would not be on the voter roll there, so you'd rightfully receive a provisional ballot. Later they'd probably discover your deception and prosecute you. Which is why you (and others) generally do not do such things.

      If you want to try (and risk getting caught and being charged) go ahead. I doubt you'll be laughing if a judge tells you you're going to have to get your affairs in order because you're going to be locked up for awhile.

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    2. _______ The SONG of the CLUCK _______

      BUCK bucka bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO!
      BUCKA bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO BOO!
      BUCK bucka bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO!
      BUCKA bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO BOO!
      BUCKA BUCKA buck-buck BUCK buck BOO!
      BUCKA bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO BOO!

      BUCK bucka bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO!
      BUCKA bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO BOO!
      BUCK bucka bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO!
      BUCKA bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO BOO!
      BUCKA BUCKA buck-buck BUCK buck BOO!
      BUCKA bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO BOO!

      BUCK bucka bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO!
      BUCKA bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO BOO!
      BUCK bucka bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO!
      BUCKA bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO BOO!
      BUCKA BUCKA buck-buck BUCK buck BOO!
      BUCKA bucka bucka BUCK-BUCK BOO BOO!

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    3. Appleton Wisconsin officials seem to have more registered voters than its population. And there seems to be a Dervish Sanders on the voter list … oh wait, there is a Dervish Sanders who pops up here, dressed in a Stalin costume. Perhaps that voter is "Pappy Dervish" from Appleton. Yes, that's it! It's the old coot who fertilized the baboon's egg to spawn the creature called Dervish.

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    4. What makes you think that there is a "Dervish Sanders" registered to vote in Appleton WI, Mystere? I've said here previously that I used to live in WI. I didn't mention a city. For the record, when I moved I didn't contact anyone to let them know they should remove my name from the voter rolls. But I never returned to vote in WI in addition to voting in TN. This "Pappy Dervish" you refer to has never voted in any election because he does not exist. I am not a junior.

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    5. DAYUM!

      SHEESH!

      What a hapless, hopeless,dismal DULLARD you are, DERVICIOUS!

      Hail, Dervisious the Dolt!

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    6. Wow Dervy boy! That explains the reason why the registration says "permanent absentee vote" alongside the name. The vote by mail absentee ballot scam works, eh?

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    7. And by the way your legendary fartbreath STILL stinks to high heaven.

      P________H________E________W________!

      Tou're breath is foul enough to GAG a MAGGOT.

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    8. FrancoThinke is probably right about your fartbreath, Mystere. Although I don't know how he would know. It's probably a pretty good guess about you given your admitted coprophilia.

      I've never voted by mail. I've never double voted. You did not see "permanent absentee vote alongside the name". You are a liar.

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  24. Be not thou envious against evil men, neither desire to be with them. For their heart studieth destruction, and their lips talk of mischief.
    [
    Through wisdom is an house builded; and by understanding it is established: And by knowledge shall the chambers be filled with all precious and pleasant riches.

    A wise man is strong; yea, a man of knowledge increaseth strength. For by wise counsel thou shalt make thy war: and in multitude of counsellers there is safety.

    Wisdom is too high for a fool: he openeth not his mouth in the gate.

    He that deviseth to do evil shall be called a mischievous person.

    The thought of foolishness is sin: and the scorner is an abomination to men.

    If thou faint in the day of adversity, thy strength is small.

    If thou forbear to deliver them that are drawn unto death, and those that are ready to be slain; If thou sayest, Behold, we knew it not; doth not he that pondereth the heart consider it? and he that keepeth thy soul, doth not he know it? and shall not he render to every man according to his works?

    My son, eat thou honey, because it is good; and the honeycomb, which is sweet to thy taste: So shall the knowledge of wisdom be unto thy soul: when thou hast found it, then there shall be a reward, and thy expectation shall not be cut off.

    Lay not wait, O wicked man, against the dwelling of the righteous; spoil not his resting place: For a just man falleth seven times, and riseth up again: but the wicked shall fall into mischief.

    Rejoice not when thine enemy falleth, and let not thine heart be glad when he stumbleth: Lest the LORD see it, and it displease him, and he turn away his wrath from him.

    Fret not thyself because of evil men, neither be thou envious at the wicked;
    For there shall be no reward to the evil man; the candle of the wicked shall be put out.

    My son, fear thou the LORD and the king: and meddle not with them that are given to change: For their calamity shall rise suddenly; and who knoweth the ruin of them both?

    These things also belong to the wise. It is not good to have respect of persons in judgment.

    He that saith unto the wicked, Thou are righteous; him shall the people curse, nations shall abhor him: But to them that rebuke him shall be delight, and a good blessing shall come upon them. Every man shall kiss his lips that giveth a right answer.

    Prepare thy work without, and make it fit for thyself in the field; and afterwards build thine house.

    Be not a witness against thy neighbour without cause; and deceive not with thy lips. Say not, I will do so to him as he hath done to me: I will render to the man according to his work.

    I went by the field of the slothful, and by the vineyard of the man void of understanding; And, lo, it was all grown over with thorns, and nettles had covered the face thereof, and the stone wall thereof was broken down. Then I saw, and considered it well: I looked upon it, and received instruction. Yet a little sleep, a little slumber, a little folding of the hands to sleep: So shall thy poverty come as one that travelleth; and thy want as an armed man.

    ... Proverbs.24 - KJV

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    1. I fret not myself because of the evil of Franco, neither will I be envious of the wicked Franco. For there shall be no reward for the evil Franco. The candle of the wicked Franco shall be put out.

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    2. I wouldn't BET on it, if I were you, Sweetheart, –– you poor dumb, witless bastard!

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    3. Symptoms of narcissistic personality disorder exhibited by FrancoThinke: has an exaggerated sense of self-importance; has a sense of entitlement and requires constant, excessive admiration; expects to be recognized as superior; exaggerates achievements and talents; monopolize conversations and belittles or looks down on people he perceives as inferior; displays an inability or unwillingness to recognize the needs and feelings of others; behaves in an arrogant or haughty manner, coming across as conceited, boastful and pretentious (does he ever!). source.

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    4. Fartface Dervish stared down the toilet bowl one day, and fell in love with his own image. He couldn't get enough of himself, so he kept staring down the bowl. Finally, sleep got the better of him, and his face fell into the bowl. The splash of the toilet water woke him back up. From that moment on, Dervish was not in his right mind, and remains so to this day.

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    5. Evil and wickedness, like good and righteousness are man made choices (decisions). IE they are not dependent on or influences by some mystical supernatural forces. Good and evil exist. Belief in certain holy books of the world has been as responsible for some of the evil acts commited by humans as anything else.

      Supporting the verbiage written in holy books (all written by men with agendas) has contributed significantly to many of the evils we see in the world today. And yet many persist in refusing to accept this.

      Tribal rituals are something humans are not yet advanced enough to break free from.

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    6. MYSTERE! you've given me inspiration for yet-another way to mock Fartbreath,

      I've called him

      DEVILISH

      DIRTISH

      DERVY

      NOW –– thanks to you, Mysters –– I can start calling him

      DERVICIOUS

      Dervicious. Dervicious!
      Now aIn't that delicious?


      SANDY might be fun for a change. ];^}>

      All are preferable to SHIT-HEAD of TURD-DONG, which are much too coarse and obvious.

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    7. Aside from the fact that there is no entity known as "Fartface Dervish", I can assure you that nothing like what you describe ever happened. Except maybe to you.

      And everyone (including you) know that it is Franco who is in love with himself. Unless you skip all his comments (never reading a single one). You only accuse me of narcissism because I pointed out this obvious fact concerning Franco. How boring and unoriginal.

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    8. If anyone skips all of MY commets, DERVICIOUS, they'd have NOTHING to read, except the nugatory Naysaying of Heckel & Jackal wreathed in the withering, nauseatung blasts of YOUR toxic, HORRIFYING HALITOSIS,

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  25. __ AN EPISTLE to the MARXIAN RAILBIRDS and FELLOW TRAVELLERS___


    You in your ceaseless quest to try to SHAME or FORCE everyone to adopt RIGID, UNIFORM STANDARDS of SPEECH, STYLE and CONTENT –– as arbitrarily defined by YOU –– have no respect whatsoever for the inherent right of individuals, groups or organizations to set their OWN standards in tone, style, content and purpose.

    

That is why I frequently denounce you and all your rancid, malodorous kind as TYRANNISTS, because THAT is EXACTLY what YOU ARE
    .

    

I,post things here, I would never ever DREAM of posting at any other blogs, –– NOT because i am a HYPOCRITE, as you love to imagine ––, but because –– unlike YOU –– I RESPECT the standards set by others on their OWN property, 

Standards YOU ––– in your obsessive-compulsive drive to hector, badger, denigrate, defame and despoil everything in places where you are not welcome and do not belong ––– obviously don't respect.

    

I WISH all of you YOU ILL, –– you miserable, meddling, self-righteous, troublemaking, infinitely boring PRIGS, because you DESERVE to FAIL.



    YOU are ANATHEMA to any FREE and DECENT Society.

    

LISA, a brave and principled woman with an appreciation of irony, and a good sense of humor, has chosen to permit YOU to EXPOSE yourselves in all your BRAZEN ROTTENNESS and STINKING CORRUPTION, which of course gives outrageously clever, hyper-aggressive, anragonstic satirists like ME carte blanche to open fire on you and show NO MERCY as I illustrate over and over and over howdeadly DULL, PERNICIOUS and stultifyingly VILE you really are.

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  26. I found out what really happened to the toadstools growing on Dervish's plot. I spotted a new rant on Dervy's Hate Site "Whoz Yo Mama!" Dervy posted a rant on his hallucinations he had about Franco gunning down crowds of people. I got a hold of Don, and he laughed at the post. Dervy's looniness is the gift that keeps on giving. Dervicious tidbit indeed!

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    1. Nietzsche said something to this effect, Mystere:

      "Beware of him in whom the desire to PUNISH is strong."

      I'll use that as a point of departure and say:

      BEWARE of HIM in whom the desire and capacity to IGNORE VIRTUE and DWELL OBSSESSIVELY on IMAGINARY DEFECTS is DOMINANT.

      Does that remund you of anyome who hangs arund these here parts, Mystere? Hmmmmmmmmmm?

      ];^}>

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    2. As for "looniness", I don't have sockpuppets who have imaginary conversations with each other. You write "I got a hold of Don", but Don (donkey's revenge) is you. So... you got a hold of yourself to tell yourself about about MY "looniness"??

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  27. Coons! Butterheads! Pickaninnys! Spearchuckers!

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