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Wednesday, May 23, 2012

TSA Screening Statistics

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  1. We were just talking about that today. While those who test 'the system' routinely get guns, knives, hand grenades and other things through the TSA 'guantlet', the TSA - As You Point Out - has yet to foil a single thing.

    Pathetic. I blame Bush for that one. There are some things I like about GW, but everything that was affected in America are not included.

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    1. I agree Kid unfortunalty the "other" party has the power now and it is butt ugly.

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    2. Lisa, on another weird note. Isn't is interesting how ugly the democrat politicians are? I don't bring that up as an insult, but as a simple observation. I think here is a strategy to putting forward some seriously ugly people to run as democrats.

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  2. Kid, compare the FEMALE politicians! Barbara Boxer vs Ann Coulter? Nancy Pelosi vs Michelle Malkin? Debbie Wasser(person) Schulz vs Dana Perino? heh

    As for the post here...isn't that wild? And the XRays won't pick up certain very dangerous things, either. WHat a joke.

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    1. Yeah Z leave to yet another failed government policy. If people wanted their money to go to an agency like this they could just hire a hooker,lol!!!!!!

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    2. Z, all of them. Hairy Reid looks like a homosexual vampire that hasn't had a drink of blood for a decade or so. There is something about "losers voting for ugly people". It's the psychology of it that is interesting.

      You can go right down the line with the dems. 98% ugly. How about elizabeth warren? Fascinating.

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  3. Yes Z, let's make a blatant misrepresentation of the issue... None of the Republican you mentioned are politicians. Why did you use them as examples, is it because women like Sens Snowe and Murkowski and Gov. Brewer are also not upto the standard of beauty you have set?

    And nice job Lisa... when it was pointed out that factually that the people who came up with the very problem against which you are railing were from the GOP, you agree but still blame the current party in office.

    Whatever it takes to get the criticism where you think it should be seems to be your preferred method...

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    1. Yeah Dave of course you have no problem with having an 80 year old man expose his colostomy bag or someone sticking their hands down a 5 year old's underwear or having to make a woman take out her foam insert where she had a mastectomy.
      But before Obama expanded it to this I had no problem with having to take off my shoes.

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    2. These PC Liberal bloggers are all the same, and should win the Moron of the Week award every week. You are always criticizing republicans, and always kissing the ass’s of the Progressive posts no matter what trash they write. I never see any criticism of liberal-Progressive posts from Good Old Moderate Dave at all. What a snarky, snobby ignorant comment to make here on Lisa's blog.
      But he’s the first one to tell you how fair and balanced he is. I would like to see if he has ever said anything negative about our First Wookie’s numerous and lavish vacations while our country is in such terrible shape and so many American’s are un-employed. The economy is at it’s lowest stage and it seems to be frozen in suspended animation, but done dare to criticize the Obama administration’s bungling of it’s recovery or his disastrous healthcare reform policy that’s going to even make things worse if it’s not over-turned by Romney our next president.
      And to get back on the subject of the TSA, yes, I agree, the TSA is the most inept mob of federal bureaucracy ever created, and it’s not a surprise when you think about who’s in charge of them. So many of Obama’s policies have been so anti American that it’s really scary
      It's hard to believe that we have a agency like this violating our rights and freedoms. The groping of toddlers and old ladies in wheel chairs are not the suspects of terror. The MUSLIMS are, and these are the people who are getting thru security without the treatment that us Americans get. Why? Ask our Cool Dear Leader that question. Is he afraid to offend them? Who the hell knows, I’d guess that he is, knowing his history! Obama seems to be more considerate of his middle eastern buddies than he is of us Americas.
      They are hired without Background Checks as we jsut saw with that guy who was using a dead mans name and social security number for 20 years! How would they explain that? Obama’s war on women continues, via the TSA.
      But then again, he's to busy spiking his football about the Osama bin Laden Killing!

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    3. Thanks Bacon-That's correct instead of doing what they should be doing "Racial Profiling" they have to bring out the PC police to "prove" how fair they they are. The only problem with the left is they are only fair to the bottom feeding scum of This country(for votes) and the rest of us should have no different viewpoint other than theirs. They need us quiet and submissive because we are their money supply. I am so sick of Biden and Obama talking about the middle class. They don't give a crap about the middle class. They would prefer not to have a middle class because we are their biggest nightmare having an opposing view of how our taxes are spent.
      They only want 2 classes them and their dependents which they want to turn us all into.
      And they talk about corporate corruption.?

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    4. Dave Miller. Here is my one comment to you. Hopefully you'll be able to read and comprehend.

      b. obama:
      Never worked a job in his life. not even at McDonald's.

      Spent the last 2 years of high school in a drug and alcohol induced haze. His words.

      Did Jack Nothing at Harvard except protest whitey with his black theology buddies. No one claims to have ever seen him in a class.

      Can't speak in complete sentences without a teleprompter.

      57 states and 2 or 3 more to visit.

      Quattro De Mayo.

      Corpse Men.

      Photo-shop birth certificate from Hawaii, social security from somewhere in New England.

      And that's just the little bit I felt like typing up for you.

      Get professional help Dave. Seriously.

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  4. Isn't it funny that we find Dave Miller here once again calling the Kettle Black!

    It makes my blood boil when these Liberal; PC anti-freedom people jump on everything that a Patriotic American Freedom Lover like Lisa says.

    The TSA falls under the Department of Human Services. And is enforced by the likes of the Department of Homeland Security chief Janet Napolitano, and Eric “Fast and Furious” who were both appointed by “The One” Barack Hussein Obama.
    The TSA is neither the police, or professionals for at doing the job that they are there for, They have zero respect for the individual’s right to privacy that we American’s deserve. And are led by bunch of politically correct, and corrupt, leaders in Washington. Rather than giving Americans any preference they protect the wishes of Muslims who are the real ones to watch, just watch what gets thru these gates easier, it not even a contest. The Muslims walk right through with no pat downs and very little screening if any at all.…only Americans will get the full cavity search, no matter if they are 5 years old of 80. They treat American passengers like cattle going to the slaughter house, with zero respect for privacy. This is not only a travesty on America but a complete violation of our dignity and it’s a violation of our Constitution, and our liberties. And yes, our Federal Government (Mr. Obama) has given them a free pass.

    Thank you Lisa for bringing up this OFFENSIVE bunch. Your criticism. of them is totally warranted.

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    1. Thanks Dude-They say we never had a problem with it when Bush was president, yet now it has gone beyond civil liberties and they never say a word because they will protect dear leader's reputation at any cost because it has never been about us or the country but always about him.
      I guess they feel that even though he is president he is still on their plantation and can't stand on his own without all them having to make excuses for him regardless of how bad he is doing.

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  5. Lisa, I hated the program when it started and I hate it now. Do you guys fly much? It's a waste, started by the GOP and extended by the Dems.

    We are in a situation where when something happens like a bomb in shoes, underwear or anything else, the politicians must respond because of reflexive idiots who criticize whoever is president for every perceived slight... and both sides are guilty...

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    1. I don't fly much Dave but I didn't like it either when it started . For some reason I always got picked out to take off my shoes and get searched. If you remember not everyone got searched when the program first started.

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  6. Here we go again with the good old Blame Game, "both sides are guilty"

    Yeah sure .."started by the GOP and extended by the Dems"

    Started by George Bush just after 9-11 when we had to take off our shoes because of the shoe bomber.
    Ever hear the name Janet Napolitano and Arif Alikhan?
    Obama appointees! the Idiot who runs the Dept. of Homeland Security Secretary.
    Just how many screw ups does it take before the Obama administration fires any of these incompetent clowns! Or was Janet Napolitano put into her position because of her level of competence?

    And to answer your question "Do you guys fly much? " I fly very often maybe twice a month, probably just as much as you do or more. And yes I see first hand about what Lisa is posting about. And it's true..

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  8. I agree wholeheartedly Lisa, am I the only one here who is not surprised that Dave Miller is once again playing the blame game! No surprise here. Our token "Moderate" comes and goes to test the waters and runs home to report to Chaw.
    All you Obama Liberal/progressive/Democrat Kool-Aid drinkers are the same, you seem to be cut from the same mold.
    Obama has blamed all of his failures and problems on the Republicans, on Rush Limbaugh, on Glenn Beck and on Fox News, but never ever on himself or his stupid jackass Vice President.
    Even in his worst days George Bush wasn't as bad as this National Disgrace.
    Playing the blame-game and the name-calling game is the way the Democrats play the game. And all I can say is that we Republicans better wise up and play the same game, and us the same dirty tricks as they do but play it better or we are going to get beat by these crooked, lousy cheating cowards.
    And reminding the public about Obama spending 20 years in Rev. Wright’s church is fair game.
    All of our ranting about it and blaming Liberals won't make us win. They are like fly's are to horse shit.
    No matter what Obama might say or do, liberals stick with Obama like flies are attracted to horse shit.
    Remember Flies are attracted to horse shit more than they are attracted to honey!

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    1. Darth, what a perfect example of why politics is broken... People who cannot have a conversation without using profanity and name calling...

      How does that encourage civility?

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    2. BTW Darth, Bush steadfastedly refused to say what even Bill O'Reilly acknowledges... That going into Iraq was a mistake... In fact much like Obama, he also seldom admitted to making any mistakes or having any regrets... Same as almost every President we've had...

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  9. I used profanity? Really? Hmm, I guess I must have been sleepwalking , because I can't remember doing that.
    I don't think so David.. Cursing is one thing that I don't do not even to people that I dislike. Yes, at times, I'm angry and ill-tempered but still I don't think that I use profanity.... ever.!

    And how did we get on the subject of Bill O'Reilly ? Maybe we should talk about Van Jones, the Green Czar who said that J Republicans want to poison children!!

    First of all, Democrats like Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, Joe Lieberman, Dick Gephardt, Howard Dean, John Kerry, Tom Daschle,. All believed that Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction and supported George Bush’s going into Iraq.
    Nancy Pelosi said: "Saddam Hussein has been engaged in the development of weapons of mass destruction technology which is a threat to countries in the region and he has made a mockery of the weapons inspection process."
    Bob Graham said: "There is no doubt that . Saddam Hussein has reinvigorated his weapons programs. Reports indicate that biological, chemical and nuclear programs continue apace and may be back to pre-Gulf War status. In addition, Saddam continues to redefine delivery systems and is doubtless using the cover of a licit missile program to develop longer-range missiles that will threaten the United States and our allies."
    The Great Ted Kennedy said:
    "We have known for many years that Saddam Hussein is using and developing weapons of mass destruction."
    And even that PIAPS Hillary Clinton said: "In the four years since the inspectors left, intelligence reports show that Saddam Hussein has worked to rebuild his chemical and biological weapons stock, his missile delivery capability, and his nuclear program. He has also given aid, comfort, and sanctuary to terrorists, including al Qaeda members. It is clear, however, that if left unchecked, Saddam Hussein will continue to increase his capacity to wage biological and chemical warfare, and will keep trying to develop nuclear weapons."
    Madeline Albright, our former esteemed Secretary of State: so cleverly said:
    "Hussein has ... chosen to spend his money on building weapons of mass destruction and palaces for his cronies."

    These are quotes from very prominent people, so why are you quoting a pipsqueak like Bill O'Reilly?

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    1. Of course Bacon only bombing aspirin factories and using Operation Desert Fox as a distraction from Monica Lewinsky and of course Libya and the surge in Afghanistan are all "good" wars because they were under Donkey presidents

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  10. Well, you also must remember that Muslims seem to be exempt from the TSA pat downs.

    As for the results of this full body scans, I wonder if the people were told about their ummm....problems?

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  11. Leticia....said
    "Well, you also must remember that Muslims seem to be exempt from the TSA pat downs."

    Because they are Obama's Cousins!

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  12. Today is the start of the memorial Day weekend, why not leave some time away from the Hot Dog eating and Beer drinking marathons or the Chicken on the Grill and support the Vets who are out there marching in your local parades.
    And throw a buck into the American legion, or Veterans of Foreign Wars collection cans to help those who served you and need your help now..

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  13. I gave 5.00 the other day and got my poppy flower

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  14. Darth...

    pro·fan·i·ty (pr-fn-t, pr-)
    n. pl. pro·fan·i·ties
    1. The condition or quality of being profane.
    a. Abusive, vulgar, or irreverent language.
    b. The use of such language.


    here are your words... All of our ranting about it and blaming Liberals won't make us win. They are like fly's are to horse shit.
    No matter what Obama might say or do, liberals stick with Obama like flies are attracted to horse shit.
    Remember Flies are attracted to horse shit more than they are attracted to honey!


    You tell me whether, based on the definition of profanity, you are being profane.

    Kid, my brother in law, who was hoping to be the first African American Editor of Law Review at Harvard, was at Harvard at the same time.

    Why do conservatives continue to make charges that are so easily dismissed with facts? It's like the birthers... now even the Secretary of State of Arizona, home of Sheriff Joe Arapio has been forced to acknowledge the evidence from Hawai'i that yes, President Obama was born in the United States of America... yet the lies and disbelief will persist.

    Finally Darth, just because lots of people also believed that Saddam had WMD, we now know that he did not. We made a mistake. Lots of people were wrong. We made a mistake. Yet it was an error from good intentions. We did what we thought we needed to do to be safe. I refuse to assign bad motive to anyone who voted to enter Iraq, but it was still a mistake.

    It has cost us dearly in treasure, human and otherwise, from which perhaps, we will never recover.

    Certainly families that lost loved ones in that war will never be the same.

    May we remember them, and honor them for their sacrifice this weekend.

    To not do so would also be profane.

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    1. Kid, I forgot to add that he knew student Barack Obama and saw him on campus...

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  15. Dave Miller SO ARROGANTLY said:
    "Darth...
    pro·fan·i·ty (pr-fn-t, pr-)
    n. pl. pro·fan·i·ties
    1. The condition or quality of being profane.
    a. Abusive, vulgar, or irreverent language.
    b. The use of such language."


    If Darth would allow me to answer for him, I'd say BITE ME!

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  17. Dave Miller said

    "Darth...
    profanity (pr-fn-t, pr-)
    n. pl. profanities
    1. The condition or quality of being profane.
    a. Abusive, vulgar, or irreverent language.
    b. The use of such language.


    Hey, Listen up, you lying poor excuse for a Man, I'm not going to let you get away with what you just said. You and I and everyone else here knows exactly what is meant when someone accuses another one of using “PROFANITY” so don’t give me that BS definition of the word.
    When you go to your friendly chums over on the Progressive blogs like “Helloooo...... Mr. President, are you listening??” http://theleftinme.blogspot.com/ Where that loathsome, offensive, obnoxious, cockroach, that pathetic excuse for a human being writes all that REAL foul PROFANITY, in anyone definition using the most vile words, terms, right on her Home Page side bar such as “I don’t give a “SHIT”.
    And “Team Fuck”when relating to Republicans, and “tough shit righties”! And where she tittles a post “Dickhead”!! You seem to have no problems with her.. You never EVER wrote anything in her blog about HER USE OF PROFANITY” did you?
    But you sure went to her defense when Lisa here wrote her opinion there. And when that moron wrote “the cold blooded murder of Trayvon Martin! George Zimmerman is a MURDERER!” You seem to be fine with HER profanity aren’t you? Or maybe you are you just to friggen chicken hearted to speak up to a fellow Progressive?

    Did you have any problem when Chaw wrote:
    “Shaw Kenawe said...
    I have news for the Stupids on FAUX NOOZ and their viewers: No one cares what a teenager or even a 20 year old did. No one.
    George W. Bush was a good-for-nothing drunken sot until he was 40 years old, but America still made him their president.
    No one gives a flying donut about what someone did in his youth.
    FAUX NOOZ and their zombies are looking like blood thirsty goons. LOL”?
    Who did she mean when she used the term “zombies” Perhaps Lisa?


    And how about this one! When the genius Grung_e_Gene said...
    “Racist Limpballs is not the exception he is the loudest voice of the shit-filled oppressive hate filled Right-Wing.
    It's time to Flush Rush, everybody. Don't let up! Don't take the pressure off.
    Hopefully, Limpballs will go full Breitbart on us!!!”

    Let me capitalize that one! “HOPEFULLY, LIMPBALLS WILL GO FULL BREITBART ON US!!!”

    YOU DAVE MILLER WERE ON EVER ONE OF THOSE THREADS!!!!!
    Did you even once say ONE freggin word about PROFANITY there? Answer: Naw you did not!

    And yeah right Sue, “Zimmerman then shot the BOY in the chest”! What “BOY” was she talking about the 17 year old Druggie who was trespassing on private property just after he was thrown out of school? Who’s screen name on Twitter was “@NO_LIMIT_NIGG”. Was that the normal little innocent “Blay BOY who was shot “while walking Black”?
    Was that the “BOY” she’s defending. Because he was a Black BOY?

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  18. And YOU were on this thread when clif said...
    One more thingy Bush and the republiscumbaggers haven't paid for, but wanna bet they try to cut benefits or even worse PRIVATIZE the VA so a few rich scum bags can make even more money off the disabled vets then they already made off the illegal war Bush lied the US into???

    Didn't you find that to be "Profanity" no matter what definition it may fall under? But still YOU didn't seem to mind it enough to make any comments about it... Did You?

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