Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Golf Joke

A woman was playing golf when she took a big swing and fell. 
The party waiting behind her was a group from the White House that included Obama.  Obama quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet. 
She thanked him and started to leave, when he said, "I'm President Obama and I hope you'll vote for me this November."

She laughed and quickly said, "I fell on my ass, not my head!"


  1. Cute, isn't it...xx

    Hey, have you had time to start the book!? SO SO happy you bought it. I can't wait to hear your take! xx

  2. I haven't started yet Z. I am hoping for some down time this weekend to sit,relax and read.

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    1. I was informed that a commenter on Lisa's blog is impersonating me and my blog profile. I couldn't believe anyone's life would be so cramped and miserable that they would feel the need to take the time to do something as stupid and transparent as stealing my avatar and setting up a fake page about me. But that's the mentality of some people who come here, and I guess you can't help yourselves. This is how you deal with frustration. When you can't use facts and data to counter a liberal, you cheat and steal her name and avatar. How utterly cowardly of whomever did this. But not surprising.

      BTW, the jerk who impersonated me clearly demonstrates that I must irritate him so thoroughly that he had to take the time to set up a blog profile, steal my photo, which is an adorable picture my granddaughter drew for me, and actually take the time to come here and pretend he is me.

      Thank you, whomever you are, for showing me and everyone here how I've gotten to you. If I hadn't, you would have not done what you did.

      You're a really good example of the sicko conservative sicko.

  4. well Will I never claimed to be. Not too many are Dennis Miller no matter how hard they try

  5. At the risk of.. well you know....

    Another lady was on the first tee with 3 of her girl friends and a group of men waiting behind. Nervous with the men behind watching, She swung the driver as hard as she could and missed the ball entirely.

    Smiling, she exclaimed "A lot of good these Effing Lessons have done me." One of the men replied, "Maybe you should have taken golf lessons instead".

    1. PS, the man was later found with a 7 iron thrust through his skull

    2. hahahahaha good one kid!