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Monday, February 7, 2011

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I recently asked my friends' little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up.

She said she wanted to be President someday.

Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her: "If you were President, what would be the first thing you would do?"

She replied: "I'd give food to the homeless people."

Her parents beamed with pride.

"Wow... what a worthy goal," I told her. "But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my patio, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food."

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked: "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?'

I said: "Welcome to the Republican Party."

14 comments:

  1. You have friends who are liberal democrats? I commend you. They sour my existence. So do the Drug Warriors. I turn down a great many invitations to neighborhood events! Lots of teachers in my hood. I have difficulty hiding my distaste. When the cars go by the house I smile and wave and try not to make eye contact so I don't have to endure endless stupidity!

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  2. Boy Devine Comedy you should have seen the photo at Fox Nation that made a guy threaten the Presidents life. Lisa said I doctored it, but I didn't. The guy who left the photo and address wanted to kill the President for not wearing a tie. BTW, O'Liely was so nice interrupting the President and asking him why do so many people hate him? Ain't nothing like sending out dog whistle to harm the POTUS on Super Bowl Sunday.

    Now we'll take you back to your regularly scheduled race baiting hatred on who's your Klansmans!

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  3. oh poor Obama was he just mad that he might be late to his taxpayer Super Bowl Party?
    You have to interrupt him Kid he never answers the questions. He just gives 10 minute speeches after each one.
    No liberal friends for me DT that was just a joke.
    Although I just got back from lunch with an old friend who thought Olberman didn't like Obama. She though he was from CNN and I told her he was from MSNBC she said she hates that channel it's like they are all hypnotized in a a robotic type of way and I didn't even make a mention of it this was her own observation.

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  4. kid, you are an abject ass. But you already knew that.

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  5. Reading this reminded me uv a conservation I had with feller at work around four years ago.

    He wandered in to my office, ok my door is always open, and started to rant. Carl (okay dat's hiz real name and I ain't going to go the route of protecting the innocent cuz we grew up together and he ain't any more than I am) had sent his oldest daughter off to one of dem liberal institutions of higher learnin' (loosely used comes to mind?). She came back for Thanksgiving break and began to expound upon the teachings of a tenured (I won't say it here) about the beauty, the peace, the joy and solitude that redistributin' the wealth around wud bring to the touchy fealy peace on earth we all need to embrace.

    Carl blew a gasket. Brittany!!!, maybe her real name or not?, I will ask you one question. You were a straight A student in high school. You gave up alot to succeed to garner a scholarship so you could further yourself with and edgycation. Now you come home to tell me that all the classmates that don't work hard to git good grades, take the time to further themselves for what merits they can bring to the world and now it iz okay to lump all the grades together and split up your scholarship up with the slackers, whether they worked for it or not?

    She's truely a bright girl, didn't take her long to say dad, I never thought of it that way. That professor really doesn't make sense.

    Carl got a phone call 2 weeks ago that his daughter had just tried to commit suicide. She is fine and at home and doing a lot better now. They talked and she confessed that she knew they were wrong, but the professors were not giving her the opportunity to succeed because she did not think like they do.

    There is a moral to this true life story and it might be,,,

    If you send your smart childern off to a liberally mental institution they will come back crazy or just like the 'kid'. Full of dead man's bones that pirate way civility, self determination and constructive dialouge.

    And yep, one heck of a good joke Lisa. ;-)
    My comment was not.

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  6. thank you MOW I love that story. That's what happens when liberal professors have their captive audiences. Them liberals have infiltrated our institutions and are "re" educating our kids. If Bill Ayers can become a professor then we know what they are teaching.


    kid, you are an abject ass. But you already knew that,lMAO DT!!!!

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  7. Yup, manofwonder. I made the unfortunate decision to attend college when I was 30. By then I had already run for office on the Libertarian ticket, read hundreds of books on the topics of political science and economics by some of the greatest free thinkers of the last couple centuries.
    I didn't have all the answers. Still don't. I can tell you that I had a better handle on the way things work than the namby pamby leftie professors I labored under.
    On several occasions I wrote two papers for an assignment. One to please the imbeciles and the other to tear apart their false premise(s). One professor in particular, (an English professor, no less) would tear apart my papers based on the ideology contained therein. She never critiqued my writing style. Ever. I consistently received C's from the wretched woman. I confronted her, of course and she simply told me I was mislead. I went to the department head and finally got the "A" I deserved!
    I kept the papers to show my daughter when and if she decides to pollute her own education. Big red circles around entire paragraphs with nitwittery in the margins countering my viewpoint!
    In another class the professor divided the students into two groups after we were forced to watch propaganda about "child labor and corporate slavery". I know. I filibustered diligently! By the time I had explained the merits of employing people (even children!) in third world countries no one could disagree with me. Not even the professor. It seems she devised the lesson plan without even knowing there were alternate viewpoints.
    Which brings me to my final point. The majority of my professors were 12 years old. They had no experience whatsoever in the real world, having just recently graduated from similar leftist institutions. Erudite rhetoric spewed ad infinitum from every classroom. Drivel passed on from one generation of teachers (not doers) to the next. These people do not exist in the same plane as reality. Perpetual nitwittery perfected!
    It's amazing that some kids actually overcome their education!

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  8. I forgot to mention the uber hostility that surrounded me. One professor actually held an extracurricular session on the topic of racism. She had the audacity to mention my name when defining what a racist actually is! Apparently wanting to end the failed War on Poverty makes one a racist! I was physically shoved by an African American in the corridor outside the room!
    The professor, by the way, was a self described Marxist. Even the dimwit Socialist head of the department mocked her because she wanted a larger office and he offered to share his but she didn't want to share!
    "What kind of Marxist doesn't want to share?" he asked me.

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  9. Wow DT thank you for sharing your experience with us. Of course the lefties would have been swooning over your professors.
    Glad to see you stood up for what was "right".
    So you ran for office? Looks like the trolls could learn a thing or 2 from you. I could imagine after reading you story they won't have any comments.
    Reminds me of David Horowitz's "Indoctrinated U"

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  10. Newsflash for Kid: Not everything is about race. Quit bringing it into every conversation.

    Great comments DT. Thanks for sharing your experiences.

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  11. You're right SoSueMe it's not al about race. there's Islamaphobia, homophobia,xenophobia and discriminatin of the disabled. The main theme that united the Tea Party is racism. Before the start od WWII people blame oone group for all of Germany's problems, guess what happened? Now minorities are blamed for the housing crisis,immigration, crime, stock market, bailouts,jobs and anything else you got. No more Holocaust,no more Middle Passages, no more Stonewall, no more Zoot Suit riots,no more Rwandas,no more Bosnias,no more Armenia genocides, no more lies.

    Here's something funny for you to look at:https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6921935853428237245&postID=4500391259828167318&isPopup=true#form

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  12. Kid, other than being a navie nasty schmuck, what is your purpose in life? What do YOU hope to accomplish with the tone you set? Do you really think anyone is going to take a loose cannon like yourself seriously? Ever? Aside from your circle of friends, that is.
    What is your purpose?

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  13. "The main theme that united the Tea Party is racism." -- funny, I've been to quite a few tea parties and haven't seen any of what you've mentioned. But go ahead and believe what some liberal hater posts on the internet, rather than see for yourself.

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  14. It looks like the hate is coming from the left because even as peaceful people gather at the Tea Parties in camaraderie against the ridiculous policies of this inexperienced president, who obviously has an agenda, and not for the best interest of the country, all they have done is beat the drum and falsely accused regular folks of racism and continually stir the s--- pot. These are the same people who got this ideologue elected into the most powerful position in the world when he never had a real job in his life.
    Wake up Kid you've been duped just like the rest of your quislings.

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