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Monday, September 15, 2014

POST TURTLE

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his role as our president. The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle''.

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of an idiot put him up there to begin with."

Best explanation I've heard yet of Obama.

9 comments:

  1. BRILLIANT! An oldie, but a goodie.

    It makes more and more sense the more you think about it.

    The only drawback? I'm sure liberals said it about George W. Bush.

    It would be wonderful if we could ever move forward to a post-Post Turtle World, wouldn't it?

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  2. It would yes FT. Never hear this exact joke although I have heard similar ones.

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  3. My Dear Friends:
    I’m here today to announce today that I’m Outta here, and gone Fishing Indefinitely
    After 4 years of posts, and over all those comments written on your blogs by Yours truly, dealing with these deranged Idiotic liberal and deaf, dumb and blind as well as kool-aide afflicted sufferers ObaMoron's, and Moochie trailer trash while simultaneously fighting with these Progressive ghetto trash over my Anti Obama cements and content without a break is coming to an end for this man I regret to inform my friends out there, not to mention my enemies....
    This president does not represent my serving my Country in the US Army for 4 years that I have never regretted.
    This is not the country that I can remember in my childhood, not the Country that I dreamed of seeing my Grandson grow up in.
    Perhaps I shall return someday in the near future, perhaps not. After all, as they say, nothing is CERTAIN in this world except death, taxes and for those liberals out there AIDS and STD's. One gets sick and tired of fighting with people who are deaf, dumb and blind, and can’t see what is going on in our Country since this NINCOMPOOP was elected .
    Since that awful September the 11th morning that changed many of our lives forever, and those of us who choose to 'move on' but never forgive and never forget will spend the day reflecting and honoring their involuntary sacrifices that God awful day.
    And these lefties just can’t see it the same way that we Republican/Conservatives do.
    We on the “RIGHT just can’t forget and forgive those Muslim hijackers who used our own airliners as missiles against our own people on our own freaking real estate and government icons. Just as we can’t forget these BE-HEADING that are going on today. Or the lack of reprisal that Mr. Obama seems to poses.
    I don't know about any of you, but for me personally, I have had my fill of these freaking people AKA progressives. I've had my fill with Obama and these leftists, I’ve had my fill with Obama's Lies, lawbreaking, corruption, cronyism, hypocrisy, cover-ups by his administration INCLUDING, and ESPECIALLY HILLARY CLINTON.
    No I just can’t deal with seeing MY country turning in to a Third World Nation led by a Liar, a Socialist, and a Moron.
    I just can not deal with them any longer. In any event, those who supported my along the way thanks a million, I won't be disappearing completely and we'll be seeing you all I'm sure through your blogs and other internet activities.
    Again thanks for all your friendship over the years, and hopefully along the line we changes some hearts and minds. I remain “The CRABBY OLD MAN”

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  4. Good points made here “Crabby” h ere is what really scares me, and trust me, I don't scare too easily.. Obama is the worst and the most disastrous president in the history of this nation. Make NO mistake about that!
    He has no respect for the office he holds issuing exec. order after exec. order. He has destroyed our healthcare system
    Not only is this "president" incompetent, he is dangerous and is hell-bent on tearing down our economy and replacing it with his version of a Marxist/Socialist utopia. He is the most narcissistic person that I can think of.
    We are dealing with real brutal savages in Syria today, in a matter of only a few months, this ISIS group seized territory in both Iraq and Syria and declared an Islamic war with its their own shocking brutal manner along the way. And I will be the first to admit that the only way to stop this is with WAR!
    If we were to have to engage in a WAR with Obama at the helm, I'm not at all confident out the outcome.
    The first step is the November midterms to get rid of enough of these DIMWIT Democrats to control the Senate along with the House. Lets “Hope” that this “Change” will be a good one...I hope.
    Lets face it, if Israel had to face these monsters known as ISIS there would not be a single Palestinian left alive today.

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    1. I'm Georgie Bush, and I agree with these last 2 comments .

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  5. That is TERRIFIC...well said! XX

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  6. Yes , well said Crabby, and trust me many of us here feel as you do.
    But do as you may, and stet well.
    God Bless You.

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  7. Isn't that awesome guys? I really wish more people would admit it. I can't imagine they aren't aware of it though and just too afraid to say the words.
    Crabby that was some passionate message,thanks. Save me a spot on that fishing boat.

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