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Thursday, April 28, 2016

Which Group Are You?


Are you a man or a woman?
Are you White,Black,Asian or Hispanic?
Are you Christian,Jewish,Muslim,Baptist, Buddhist ,Atheist ,Hindu
Are you Rich,poor or Middle Class?
Are you Democrat,Republican,Liberal,Progressive,Conservative Independent?
Are you Gay,Lesbian,Transgendered or straight?
Are you a legal immigrant or an illegal immigrant?

Once you have all your labels in order now check with each of the current presidential candidates and see which one best represents all your labels.

Sorry if I missed any labels. Feel free to insert your own.

144 comments:

  1. Are you afraid or not to walk into a Target rest room?

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    1. ...a corporate board room?

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    2. What women should think about is that the guys, whatever they may think they are, will be peeing all over the toilet seats

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    3. Ducky, I am growing old,
      
Silver threads among the gold

      Shine upon my brow today
      
Life is fading fast away.



      But, my Ducky, you will be,
      
An eternal bore to me
      
Yes, my Ducky, you will be
      
An eternal bore to me.

      

When your feathers silver white
      
And your bill’s no longer bright
      
With the roses of the May
      
I will lick my lips and say,

      

Oh! My Ducky, mine alone,
      You have never ever grown

      Yes, my Ducky, mine alone

      You have never ever grown

      

Irritation can’t grow old
      
Locks may lose their brown and gold

      Cheeks may fade and droop I know

      But the animus will grow



      That, my Ducky you will be,
      A pain-in-th-ass to me

      Yes, my Ducky, you will be

      A pain-in-the-ass to me.



      A pain in the ass to me...

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  2. Ducky's biggest concern's.....Fags, Flags and Freebies.

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    1. No, Rusty, Ducky is much more interested in whining, bitching, nagging, jeering, distracting, and falsely accusing than anything else. I'm surprised you've never noticed.

      He's actually very smart and well-educated (in the Cultural Marxian mode), but for some odd reason he just hates to let that show.

      All that makes him a kind of pervert, but not the kind I believe you believe him to be.

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    2. It's just that the set of things composed of letting my intelligence show and the set of things agreeing with you, Freethinke, don't intersect.

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    3. Mr. Ducky regrets he's unable to lunch today, madam
      Mr. Ducky regrets he's unable to lunch today
      He is sorry to be delayed
      But last evening down in Lover's Lane
      He strayed, madam
      Mr. Ducky regrets he's unable to lunch today

      When he woke up and found
      That his dream of love was gone, madam
      He ran to the man who had led him so far astray
      And from under his velvet gown
      He drew a gun and shot his love down, madam
      Mr. Ducky regrets, he's unable to lunch today

      When the mob came and got him
      And dragged him from the jail, madam
      They strung him upon the old willow across the way
      And the moment before he died
      He lifted up his duck-billed head and cried, madam
      Mr. Ducky regrets he's unable to lunch today

      Mr. Ducky regrets he's unable to lunch today


      ~ Cole Porter (emended)

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  3. Ducky, this whole transgender issue is a non-issue was ginned up by the same people who love to stir up fear and anger against minorities. The same morons that claim Mr. Obama was only elected TWICE because of the color of his skin. They'll lose this fight like they lost all the others.. And Hillary Clinton will be elected by a landslide.

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    1. Hoop-dee-doo, hoop-dee-doo

      I hear a polka and my troubles are through

      Hoop-dee-doo, hoop-dee-dee

      This kind of music is like heaven to me

      Hoop-dee-doo, hoop-dee-doo

      Has got me higher than a kite

      Hand me down my soup and fish

      I am gonna get my wish

      Hoop-dee-doin' it tonight

      When there's a trombone playin'

      I get a thrill, I always will

      When there's a concertina stretched about a mile

      I always smile 'cause that's my style

      When there's a fiddle in the middle

      Oh, it really is a riddle how he plays a tune so sweet

      Plays a tune so sweet that I could die

      Lead me to the floor and hear me yell for more

      'Cause I'm a hoop-dee-doin' kind of guy

      Hoop-dee-doo, hoop-dee-doo

      Hoop-dee-doo, hoop-de-doo

      I hear a polka and my troubles are through

      Ha, ha, ha

      Hoop-dee-doo, hoop-dee-doo

      Hoop-dee-dee hoop-de-dee

      This kind of music is like heaven to me

      Oh, hoop-dee-doo hoop-hee-doo

      Hoop-dee-doo hoop-dee-doo

      Has got me higher than a kite

      Hand me down my soup and fish

      I am gonna get my wish

      Hoop-dee-doin' it tonight

      When there's a trombone playin'
Ah, ha, ha, ha
He gets a thrill
I get a thrill, I always will
He always will
When there's a concertina stretched about a mile
I always smile You'll see him smile
'Cause that's my style Oh, that's his style
      
When there's a fiddle in the middle

      Oh, it really is a riddle how he plays a tune so sweet

      Plays a tune so sweet that we could die

      Ah, yes lead me to the floor and hear me yell for more

      'Cause I'm a hoop-dee-doin' kind of guy

      Ooooh, hoop-dee-doo, hoop-dee-doo

      It's got us higher than a kite

      They're in clover, we're in bloom

      When we're dancin' give us room

      Hoop-de-doin' it with all of our might
      
Rain may fall and snow may come

      Nothin's gonna stop us from

      Hoop-dee-doin' it

      Hoop-dee-doin' it

      Hoop-dee-doin' it tonight



      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaK6iANjSg8

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  4. Breaking News: The “Nation of Islam,” a chapter of the Black Panthers, has received a large donation for their Justice or Else march. Louis Farrakhan disclosed that Will and Jada Smith made the huge contribution of $150,000.

    Are we going to "Black List" Will Smith now?
    I'll bet that the Baggers will suggest it within two days!

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    1. You're betting that your fruitcakes will suggest blacklisting Will Smith? I didn't know liberal fruitcakes would blacklist those who support Sharia Law. I thought you libtards want your butt ugly women to cover their faces with scarves. You know something, Hildebeeast would look better with a burka over her face.

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    2. Hoop-dee-doo, hoop-dee-doo

      I hear a polka and my troubles are through

      Hoop-dee-doo, hoop-dee-dee

      This kind of music is like heaven to me

      Hoop-dee-doo, hoop-dee-doo

      Has got me higher than a kite

      Hand me down my soup and fish

      I am gonna get my wish

      Hoop-dee-doin' it tonight

      When there's a trombone playin'

      I get a thrill, I always will

      When there's a concertina stretched about a mile

      I always smile 'cause that's my style

      When there's a fiddle in the middle

      Oh, it really is a riddle how he plays a tune so sweet

      Plays a tune so sweet that I could die

      Lead me to the floor and hear me yell for more

      'Cause I'm a hoop-dee-doin' kind of guy

      Hoop-dee-doo, hoop-dee-doo

      Hoop-dee-doo, hoop-de-doo

      I hear a polka and my troubles are through

      Ha, ha, ha

      Hoop-dee-doo, hoop-dee-doo

      Hoop-dee-dee hoop-de-dee

      This kind of music is like heaven to me

      Oh, hoop-dee-doo hoop-hee-doo

      Hoop-dee-doo hoop-dee-doo

      Has got me higher than a kite

      Hand me down my soup and fish

      I am gonna get my wish

      Hoop-dee-doin' it tonight

      When there's a trombone playin'
Ah, ha, ha, ha
He gets a thrill
I get a thrill, I always will
He always will
When there's a concertina stretched about a mile
I always smile You'll see him smile
'Cause that's my style Oh, that's his style
      
When there's a fiddle in the middle

      Oh, it really is a riddle how he plays a tune so sweet

      Plays a tune so sweet that we could die

      Ah, yes lead me to the floor and hear me yell for more

      'Cause I'm a hoop-dee-doin' kind of guy

      Ooooh, hoop-dee-doo, hoop-dee-doo

      It's got us higher than a kite

      They're in clover, we're in bloom

      When we're dancin' give us room

      Hoop-de-doin' it with all of our might
      
Rain may fall and snow may come

      Nothin's gonna stop us from

      Hoop-dee-doin' it

      Hoop-dee-doin' it

      Hoop-dee-doin' it tonight



      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaK6iANjSg8

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  5. Most illuminating to me in this whole kerfuffle was Ted Cruz' response.

    He said in his career he had never had more than 50 words with the Speaker. How is it possible a sitting Senator has no relation with the highest ranking leader of his party?

    That speaks volumes as to why Washington is so full of dysfunction. These folks do not communicate and probably due to their overgrown egos, can't stand each other either.

    You could never manage a company with a team like this, let alone a country.
    And these "people " want us to vote for them?
    Do they think that we are really that desperate ?

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    1. My name is Ted Cruz
      I am certain to lose,
      So I ask you to please vote for me.
      


      Our Fallen condition
      Says we're bound for Perdition,
      But Holy I am and shall be.
      


      At the foot of God's Throne
      I'll chew on my bone
      Roll over and howl at Jehovah



      To whom I'm a dog
      Trapped in damp holy fog
      Who believes he is living in clover.

      ~ FreeThinke

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  6. "A FreeThinke Original"

    Well of course! It's do dumb that I didn't think that anyone would think otherwise!

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    1. TAH-RAH-RAH BOOM-de-ay!
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  7. Trump wouldn't be my choice but I would never bet against him. Who would have thought he would be the front runner six months ago, not me.

    He appeals to a low-educated base who is fed up with government in general and the current administration in particular.

    We are a country of the 1% and I don't mean the wealthiest one percent. Laws are made to protect gay marriage, LBGT, restroom laws while we watch manufacturing jobs -- like Trump's clothing line --go overseas and the middle class diminish.

    Lets pass a law making fifteen dollars a minimum wade so we can drive up unemployment for minority youth. But Seattle did it and that city's doing fine. Businesses haven't had to lay off anyone.

    I am not sure Trump will be better or even worse then the Bush crime family but he sure can't be worse than all the GOPs we know.

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      Oh Titty rump rump RUMP!

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  8. IMO, Boehner calling Cruz Lucifer is an insult to Lucifer. While I'm opining, the fact that Trump and Cruz are the two leading contenders is
    an insult to the Republican Party.

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    1. TAH-RAH-RAH BOOM-de-ay!
      Ta-ra-ra BOOM-de-ay!
      Ta-ra-ra BOOM-de-ay!
      Ta-ra-ra BOOM-de-ay,
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    2. Hillary/Bernie - Two best reasons to stay home in November in 2016.

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    1. That weak ass cheese is your best game, Chucklenuts?

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    2. Live to scorn, to jeer, and lie

      Quack the reeling midnight through

      For tomorrow you may die,

      But, Alas! you never do!


      

~ Dorothy Parker (adapted)

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  10. The Left will not rest, will not sleep, will not eat, will not cease their machinations until:

    A deaf-blind, one-legged, obese individual with bad breath –– one-part Negro, one-part Asian, one-part Indian, one-part Polynesian, one-part Eskimo, one-part Anastasi, one-part Martian –– who started out life as a female, had her breasts and vagina surgically removed, an artificial penis attached with a scrotum filled with rubber balls, grew a beard and mustache with whore-moans, then decided (s)he was really a MALE LESBIAN is installed as our president.


    And even THEN the Left will not be satisfied, because they will then insist that ITS successor be a castrated, mentally retarded quadriplegic incapable of controlling ITS bowels.

    Oh yes they will! Mark my words! Disbelieve this assertion at your peril, because THAT is EXACTLY what "THEY" would like to see happen.

    Tone-Deaf Opera Singers, One-Armed Violinists, 400-lb Black Ballerinas, Midget Basketball Players and 98-lb. Weaklings on the Football Fields, buck-toothed, cross-eyed actresses will play romantic leads opposite lisping, mincing, limp-wristed pansies of a contrasting race in plays and movies are soon to follow.

    Don't say you haven't been warned.

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    1. Haha that is great FT. I think you got it all covered

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  11. Proud progressive aka Pee Pee for short thinks the bathroom bit is the result of the GOP. Pee Pee conveniently leaves out the fact that the left wing extremists are the ones who stirred the turds to the point of it overflowing. The liberal dimwits raised a huge stink, causing a problem that never should have happened in the first place. It was one of the left wing extremist groups such as NAMBLA, LGBTQ, Queer Nation, NOW or Planned Parenthood that started the poo flinging and turd stirring that lead to this mess ; yet they try to smear AFA and other family friendly organizations by calling them hate mongers.

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    1. Mystere, I believe the best way to deal with militant frivolity of this sort –– and and believe me that is exactly what it is –– is to mock it with whimsy, satire and comic verse.

      Dignifying these non-issues by taking them seriously gets us to fall into the Leftist Trap designed to spark, anger, derision, flaming insolence, and all the rest of it.

      he Enemy LOVES that, because when "we" get upset, "they" invariably take our words, twist them around and uses them as ammunition to hurl back at us.

      Remember the primary aim of the Left is NEVER to build, to improve, not to console, to bring justice and peace, but to DESTROY so "they" can ride in, take over, and "RESCUE" the survivors after all has been reduced to smoking rubble.

      I believe HUMOR to the Left is what KRYPTONITE is to Superman.

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    2. I agree, and that's what I do to liberals on my blog sites. I slap them around, and laugh when they have a hissyfit over it. One of my continuing series is a post "Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today?…" Then, there are my blog sites Liberalmann Is A Dingbat and Lester Liberaldude Is A Dingbat, dedicated to slapping that stinky troll around. RN, Ducky and Ema Nymton have gotten guest beatdowns on those 2 sites as well. I can tell I've struck Pookie Toot Toot's nerves at times, as he's come by my sites to spew his hate and make a fool out of himself.

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    3. Mystere I agree that left stirred this whole thing up. They seem to be doing it a lot these last 8 years since the professional agitator has been President. Everything he/they do is just another poke in American's eyes.
      He has divided this country like a 3rd world nation

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  12. On SHE-MALES in the BOYS ROOM

    If the creature has a dick.
    
(S)he's pulled a dirty trick.
    He(r) agenda makes me sick.

    

If (s)he had it vivisected,

    (S)he may be misdirected,
    But as "girl" must be accepted.
    


    Think of the loss of poise

    That would be shown by boys

    To see a fellow male without his toys!


    ~ The Vice Versifier

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  13. __ Ode on the Recent Banning __
    of Public Nudity in San Francisco


    Oh what's the harm in being nude,
    If no one's viewed while getting screwed?
    Though natural, that would be too crude,
    Even if one's not a prude.

    Every father –– every mother ––
    Possesses one thing –– or another ––
    As does every sister, brother,
    So why the fuss, the muss, the bother?

    As long as brother's made like dad,
    And sister has what mother had,
    There's no call to be sad or mad,
    In fact it should make most feel glad.

    If parts got switched, then there'd be cause
    For consternation –– not applause ––
    So, I guess at least should be one clause
    Or two within a township's laws

    Restricting what may be displayed
    On side streets, park grounds, on parade,
    In sunshine, rain, in light or shade
    Deterred, not just deferred, delayed.

    For most folks shy away from freaks,
    And soon react with piercing shrieks,
    And then there are the gawking geeks,
    And those who publicly take leaks!

    And then, comparison of size,
    While never wise, engenders sighs,
    Besides, the sight of flabby thighs
    Might gag reflexes energize!

    And so, since mobs are rarely quiet,
    And many fatties will not diet,
    Would-be voyeurs will not buy it.
    So, just stay clothed. Why start a riot?


    ~ Unohoo };^)>

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    1. Methinks me hear a plunger a flapping … uh oh methinks me hear a loud quacking!

      {"…BLTTT BLTTT/…QUACK QUACK QUACK! /…BLTTT BLTTT/…QUACK QUACK QUACK!"}

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    2. Hey, mystere, still stroking off to your autographed glossy of Don Ho?

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    3. Live to scorn, to jeer, and lie

      Quack the reeling midnight through

      For tomorrow you may die,

      But, Alas! you never do!


      

~ Dorothy Parker (adapted)

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    1. Open for your nasty name calling insults apparently, TURD.

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    2. Tom, you are fast becoming as much a part of The Problem as anyone you seek to disparage.

      Honesty is fine. Sheer NASTINESS is not, it's merely a bore.

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    3. TINY TOM'S THEME SONG

      Hi-diddle-dee-dee
      An asshole’s life for me
      In my silk hat and a silver cane
      I prance around in the pouring rain
      Hi-diddle-dee-day
      I am so very gay
      It's great to be a celebrity
      Loathed, despised but oh so free
      To swill down quarts of Commie pee
      An asshole’s life for me
      Hi-diddle-dee-dum
      I never wipe my bum
      Hi-diddle-dee-dee
      An asshole’s life for me
      In a yellow shirt without a coat
      I make love to my billy goat
      Hi-diddle-dee-dum
      I never wipe my bum.
      I’m very ugly, a burned out whore
      I ride around in a coach and four
      I stop to rob a candy store
      An asshole’s life for me!
      Hi diddle dee dee
      An asshole’s life for me!
      In my silk hat and my silver cane
      I prance around in the pouring rain
      Hi diddle dee doo
      I sleep till after two
      I tickle twats with a big cigar
      I tour the world in a private car
      I dine on Alinsky’s anal tar
      An asshole’s life for me!

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    4. A true sign of stupidity, FT protecting RN. But just reading FT tells us how mentally disturbed he is.

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    5. I like that Willy Bays Video Stanley. Pretty cool

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  15. I go with American. No matter what the reason including the census I just put American.

    The government does not allow discrimination because of race or age but you cannot apply to the FBI or become an air traffic controller over a certain age. You get preference for being a minority on government contracts but as a private company you are breaking the law and will be fined or put out of business.

    Yep, I am an American without prejudice even from the government.

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  16. Anti-Trump Protesters Get Violent In California Because Of Course They Do

    The media frets and worries about the Bundy standoff, yet never seems to notice the unending violence from the left. They have successfully normalized this behavior -- on the left only.

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    1. Prosperous not to have to live in...Everett, MA.

      LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

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    2. Ironically the violent protestors are protesting "Hate"

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  17. Sly 1968.....

    Sometimes I'm right and I can be wrong
    My own beliefs are in my song
    The butcher, the banker, the drummer and then
    Makes no difference what group I'm in
    I am everyday people, yeah, yeah

    There is a blue one
    Who can't accept the green one
    For living with a fat one
    Trying to be a skinny one
    Different strokes
    For different folks

    And so on and so on
    And scooby dooby dooby
    Oh sha sha
    We got to live together

    I am no better and neither are you
    We are the same, whatever we do
    You love me, you hate me, you know me and then
    You can't figure out the bag I'm in
    I am everyday people, yeah yeah

    There is a long hair
    That doesn't like the short hair
    For being such a rich one
    That will not help the poor one
    Different strokes
    For different folks

    And so on and so on
    And scooby dooby dooby
    Oh sha sha
    We got to live together

    There is a yellow one
    That won't accept the black one
    That won't accept the red one
    That won't accept the white one
    Different strokes
    For different folks

    And so on and so on
    And scooby dooby dooby
    Oh sha sha
    I am everyday people

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    1. Yours, Kid?

      Pretty good, either way.

      I'm not sure I agree with the idea that we're all the same, because we just AREN'T –– that should be obvious. I do agree that we all must learn to get along, however, and to appreciate the varied qualities, talents and attributes we bring into The Game. Everybody, –– even the lowliest among us ––, has something valuable to contribute. Most just don't realize it, that's all.

      Hatred is not only destructive, and a waste of time and productive energy, it's also a BORE.

      A consensus among critics of Art, Music, Plays, books, Movies, etc. tells us "The only sin is to be boring."

      Of course that in itself provokes a lot of controversy.

      There's little hope for harmony among all human beings.

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  18. If there were one question to identify a Trump supporter if you knew nothing else about him, what might it be? “Are you a middle-aged white man who has NOT graduated from college? Or even High Shool? Then you fit the picture perfectly.

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    1. Dope smoking hippy. That must be a Bernie supporter.

      Unemployed welfare queen. That's one of Hillary's bitches.

      Ilegal immigrant. Bernie or Hillary will do.

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    2. Mr. PeePee regrets he's unable to lunch today, madam
      Mr. PeePee regrets he's unable to lunch today
      He is sorry to be delayed
      But last evening down in Lover's Lane
      He strayed, madam
      Mr. PeePee regrets he's unable to lunch today

      When he woke up and found
      That his dream of love was gone, madam
      He ran to the man who had led him so far astray
      And from under his velvet gown
      He drew a gun and shot his love r down, madam
      Mr. PeePee regrets, he's unable to lunch today

      When the mob came and got him
      And dragged him from the jail, madam
      They strung him upon the old willow across the way
      And the moment before he died
      He lifted up his pus-filled head and cried, madam
      Mr. PeePee regrets he's unable to lunch today

      Mr. PeePee regrets he's unable to lunch today


      ~ Cole Porter (adapted)

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    3. Wall Street banker and Washington lobbyist? Hillary supporters...

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    1. Mrs Grundy love that Hillary Corruption vid
      It is so true

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  21. Hey One Fly, try using your cognitive faculties.

    Click on the RN USA comment above. Note the date the imposter stole my identity and started posting under my identity. Then click on the the real RN USA on this comment and note the date I started blogging.

    The pathetic lying imposter is one of the reasons I no longer align with conservatives and never will again.

    There are just too many conservative turds like the RN USA imposter above floating around out there to not believe a boatload of conservatives simply have no real integrity.

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    1. 6 at 6:30 AM
      Hey you Freaken Hypocrite, that SHIT HOUSE where you hang out at with the rest of those Progressive Ass Holes do that all the time.

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    2. No imposter needed to prove what an asshole you are RN, and thanks for proving me correct again.

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  22. "There are two types of people in the world, those who say there are two types of people in the world and those who don't." Gloria Steinem

    And the simpletons on right just love to categorize people.

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    1. Remember the says before Gloria Steinem
      When all ya hadda do was wine 'em and dine 'em?


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  23. "The One" and "Ducky". You should know that when you read the usual far right blogs, especially this one, they are completely oblivious to the truth. They speak to each other and reinforce the fantasy that they and their ideologies are what the American people agree on. Anything that refutes that is dismissed as "libtard" propaganda..
    They are a conclabartion of idiots.

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    1. Mr. PeePee regrets he's unable to lunch today, madam
      Mr. PeePee regrets he's unable to lunch today
      He is sorry to be delayed
      But last evening down in Lover's Lane
      He strayed, madam
      Mr. PeePee regrets he's unable to lunch today

      When he woke up and found
      That his dream of love was gone, madam
      He ran to the man who had led him so far astray
      And from under his velvet gown
      He drew a gun and shot his love r down, madam
      Mr. PeePee regrets, he's unable to lunch today

      When the mob came and got him
      And dragged him from the jail, madam
      They strung him upon the old willow across the way
      And the moment before he died
      He lifted up his pus-filled head and cried, madam
      Mr. PeePee regrets he's unable to lunch today

      Mr. PeePee regrets he's unable to lunch today


      ~ Cole Porter (adapted)

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    2. Proof positive, FreeStinke. Thanks!

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  24. Get Humped with Trump.
    And Lose with Cruz!

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    1. Obama's first post-Presidential endorsement deal is underway. He'll be selling a new brand of golf balls...

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    2. Mr. PeePee regrets he's unable to lunch today, madam
      Mr. PeePee regrets he's unable to lunch today
      He is sorry to be delayed
      But last evening down in Lover's Lane
      He strayed, madam
      Mr. PeePee regrets he's unable to lunch today

      When he woke up and found
      That his dream of love was gone, madam
      He ran to the man who had led him so far astray
      And from under his velvet gown
      He drew a gun and shot his love r down, madam
      Mr. PeePee regrets, he's unable to lunch today

      When the mob came and got him
      And dragged him from the jail, madam
      They strung him upon the old willow across the way
      And the moment before he died
      He lifted up his pus-filled head and cried, madam
      Mr. PeePee regrets he's unable to lunch today

      Mr. PeePee regrets he's unable to lunch today


      ~ Cole Porter (adapted)

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  25. Hey you Freaken Hypocrite, that SHIT HOUSE where you hang out at with the rest of those Progressive Ass Holes do that all the time.

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  26. No Republican has won the Presidency without getting at least 35% of the Latino vote.

    Anyone looking for a GOP win must explain how their candidate, whoever it is, will get to that number, or they are just making unintelligent noise.

    Who are the Trump voters?

    Mostly uneducated, white, older folks who are angry, rich, stand against immigration [both legal and illegal] who are selfish, closed minded, and who frequently use terms like vermin, commies, libtards and worse to describe people who might have a different view from theirs. And many claim to be Christians, doing their best to "love their neighbors" as Jesus did.
    But who are really just Hypicricatal jerks.

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    1. Abrahamo Lincoln didn't get ANY of the Latino vote.

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    2. A hyprocrite is an atheist who quotes Jesus to Christians.

      Mathew 10:34

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    3. Mr. PeePee regrets he's unable to lunch today, madam
      Mr. PeePee regrets he's unable to lunch today
      He is sorry to be delayed
      But last evening down in Lover's Lane
      He strayed, madam
      Mr. PeePee regrets he's unable to lunch today

      When he woke up and found
      That his dream of love was gone, madam
      He ran to the man who had led him so far astray
      And from under his velvet gown
      He drew a gun and shot his love r down, madam
      Mr. PeePee regrets, he's unable to lunch today

      When the mob came and got him
      And dragged him from the jail, madam
      They strung him upon the old willow across the way
      And the moment before he died
      He lifted up his pus-filled head and cried, madam
      Mr. PeePee regrets he's unable to lunch today

      Mr. PeePee regrets he's unable to lunch today


      ~ Cole Porter (adapted)

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  28. @ Lisa,

    Kawanio che Keeteru!

    SONG FOR ST. TAMMANY'S DAY

    Of Andrew, of Patrick, of David, and George,
    What mighty achievements we hear!
    While no one relates great Tammany's feats,
    Although more heroic by far, my brave boys,
    Although more heroic by far.

    These heroes fought only as fancy inspired,
    As by their own stories we find;
    Whilst Tammany, he fought only to free
    From cruel oppression mankind, my brave boys,
    From cruel oppression mankind.

    When our country was young and our numbers were few
    To our fathers his friendship was shown,
    (For he e'er would oppose whom he took for his foes,)
    And he made our misfortunes his own, my brave boys,
    And he made our misfortunes his own.

    At length, growing old and quite worn out with years,
    As history doth truly proclaim,
    His wigwam was fired, he nobly expired,
    And flew to the skies in a flame, my brave boys,
    And flew to the skies in a flame.

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  29. _____ On St. Tammany's Birthday _____



    A shame the name of Tammany’s been linked

    With the vilest of politicos named Tweed,

    Who ran New York in manner quite distinct

    Eschewing never any dirty deed.



    The entity still known as Tammany Hall

    Shall live in infamy, and so obscures

    The truth about its namesake, overall

    A noble savage, whose good name endures



    Only in the writings of The Sachem,

    Neddy, who on Tammany heaped praise.

    But kind words today are scarce. We rarely watch ‘em,
    
Because none restores these days, instead they raze.



    Of Tammany, himself, we should think kindly,
    
Not follow false associations blindly.


    ~ FreeThinke

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    1. Before the Revolutionary War, the "hated elites" were in Great Britain. After the war, they could also be found in America, in the "officer corp" of the Continental Army. These "class" resentments ventually lead to the "Tammany Hall" societies in NYC. They had much to do with the later "universal suffrage" of ALL white males (not just the "propertied").

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    2. My sympathies, Stanley, old boy, will always lie with the Upper Class.

      The great thing about this country at its inception was not that it glorified the Common Man, but that it gave him a chance to learn, grow, acquire knowledge of the extraordinary, refine himself, and, therefore, become UNCOMMON.

      Reveling in vulgarity is ignoble and counter-productive.

      A few men are born to LEAD. Most men are born to be LED.

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    3. When white men who fought in the Continental Army could not vote simply because thay hadn't "risen" to the level of "uncommon" Cincinnatti, whilst the "sons" of the Cincinnatti inheritted their privileges.... seems a sin that Tammenend could not suffer w/o revulsion.

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    4. Tammany Hall righted a wrong. Despise their corruption of politics ALL you like, the Cincinnatti did it first.

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    5. The Transgender Bathroom Law Inspired Me to Write this Song......also I wanted to show Free Thinke that I was better at it then he is!

      1st verse:
      He picks out a bra and panties....today's a special day...he is feelin' like a woman...this is his.... coming out day........ He puts on a wig with flowing hair that covers his bald plate, lipstick and a bit of rouge ...he can hardly wait....

      Chorus : He gets an erection....... satin panties make him hard....he's walking down the avenue and lookin' for a bar... He's a woman...... but he really isn't gay....don't you see that God just made him that waaayyyyyy!!

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    6. West Point is only the "path" into the Cincinnatti today that isn't hereditary.

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    7. Social distance (officer-enlisted) may necessary in times of war, but in times of peace its' a veritable nuissance.

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    8. Corrupt oligarchy, like a phoenix, arises and is born again from the ashes of oligarchy.

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    9. Doo-Doo Dude, you're over and done.
      GEDDOUDDAHERE! You ain't no fun.
      Put your hate where the sun don't shine
      No way could you be a friend of mine.
      Toilet Talk without a bit
      ___ of humor, wit
      ______ ain't worth a
      _________ Tinker's Dam!


      };^)>

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    10. Ah jes lubs dem jigglin' boobies! Ah do! Ah do!

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  31. Aren’t liberals just sweet? There are no gutters they will not wallow in, no stoops too low, to defend their naked emperor! what true dedication they bring to their goose-step march for their colors so true, the red and blue! I had a “liberal” friend the other day, dismiss an article of Thomas Sowell, with… ready… “he’s an Uncle Tom” of course! Why didn’t I realize that?
    His first name is Tom and all, and he’s black and conservative, so hence! BTW, my friend and I were having a discussion about race in the USA. But she had no qualms about demeaning and stereotyping a man with dark skin because of the color of his skin! I asked her, what the heck ever happened to the dream?

    Ya know, where people should be judged not by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character? I guess that was a dream of yesteryear, today progressives or libs have a new vision and its the opposite of color blind. But really I think they are merely blind to the truth, in so many ways. So blind and in desperate need of an intervention
    Your intoxicated mind can only think in one dimension
    Brainwashed and controlled it’s far beyond a crime
    You’re drunk on the American paradigm

    In a cesspool of propaganda you’re marinating
    Floating with all the left-right fools bloviating
    Fixed in your ideology dumbded-down by design
    You’re drunk on the American paradigm

    You serve the establishment and their banking cartel
    The federal reserve and their money from hell
    So devoid of critical thinking in your one-track mind
    You’re drunk on the American paradigm

    The ruling elite are your enablers, their new world order is at stake
    And the last thing that they need is to have you conscious and awake
    So they keep you distracted naive and in line
    Keep you drunk on the American paradigm

    One day you will hit bottom just as planned
    Your worthless dollar no longer in demand
    Conquered from within, it’s treason defined
    You’re drunk on the American paradigm

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  32. The Phantom of the Oprah

    Ooooooprah...
    it is time for us to
    have a little chat:

    i have heard you say,
    on video, that opposition
    to Obama is based on
    racism. Haters gonna hate,
    you say.

    i disagree. While surely
    there are some who feel
    this way, since America
    is such a big and diverse
    place, i think you have
    discounted a much more
    appropriate reason for
    opposing the O:
    incompetence.

    If not that, how about lying?

    If not that, how about hypocrisy?

    There are more, but my space is limited.
    Do any of the above do
    anything for you, besides
    racism?

    Keep in mind, Oprah, that as
    a percentage of population,
    white folks still are the majority.
    And you are now filthy
    rich, thanks in part to those
    same white people, some of whom
    dislike the president.

    So...being pro-Oprah and anti-Obama
    are mutually exclusive?
    An awful lot of white folks
    helped you get rich, does
    that mean to you that they are
    race traitors? Are you trying
    not to be?

    Race sure does seem really important
    to you. And yet America (even
    white America) elected a black man
    twice to the presidency. It wasn't
    important to most Americans what
    color he was.

    They are mad now because they were
    duped by an incompetent lawyer. And
    now they know it for sure.

    So when you, Oprah, fall back on
    race instead of logic, you are
    playing your last card of desperation.

    It has no merit. You know that.

    In fact, Oprah, to my mind
    YOU are the racist.

    The only other alternative i see is
    that you are ashamed of how
    wrong you were supporting him,
    and too prideful to admit
    it.

    But you certainly seem to think
    that white America owes you or
    the president some debt other
    than our money and our
    dwindling rights.

    Because you think that you both
    are superior.

    That is called racism, Oprah.
    Look it up sometime.
    When are we going to return to sane civil discourse in this nation?

    i don't owe anybody a goddamn thing as far as guilt or explanations go. My family, southern farmers, NEVER owned slaves. The family worked the land. So fuck you, Oprah.

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  33. Down in the meadow in an itty bitty pool
    Were three little fishes and their mama fishy too
    "Swim" said the mommy fishy, "Swim if you can"
    And they swam and they swam all over the dam

    Boop boop dittum dattum wattum, choo
    Boop boop dittum dattum wattum, choo
    Boop boop dittum dattum wattum, choo
    And they swam and they swam all over the dam

    "Stop!" said the mama fishy, "You'll get lost!"
    But the three little fishes didn't want to be bossed
    So the three little fishes set off on a spree
    And they swam and they swam right out to the sea

    Boop boop dittum dattum wattum, choo
    Boop boop dittum dattum wattum, choo
    Boop boop dittum dattum wattum, choo
    And they swam and they swam right out to the sea

    "Whee!" yelled the fishes, "Oh! here's a lot of fun"
    "Swim in the sea till the day is done"
    So they swam and they swam, it was all, a lark
    Till all of a sudden they saw a shark

    Boop boop dittum dattum wattum, choo
    Boop boop dittum dattum wattum, choo
    Boop boop dittum dattum wattum, choo
    Till all of a sudden they saw a shark

    "Whoa!" cried the fishes, "Oh! look at the whales"
    Quick as they could they turned on their tails
    Back to the pool in the meadow they swam
    And they swam and they swam back over the dam

    Boop boop dittum dattum wattum, choo
    Boop boop dittum dattum wattum, choo
    Boop boop dittum dattum wattum, choo
    And they swam and they swam back over the dam

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    1. Man, what's the matter with that cat there?
      Must be full of reefer
      Full of reefer?
      Yeah man
      You mean that cat's high?
      Sailing, Sailing

      Oh, have you ever met that funny reefer man?
      (Reefer man)
      Have you ever met that funny reefer man?
      (Reefer man)

      If he said, he swam to China
      And he sell you South Carolina
      Then you know
      You're talkin' to that reefer man

      If he said, he walks the ocean
      Any time he takes the notion
      Then you know
      You're talkin' to reefer man

      If he trades you dimes for nickels
      And calls watermelon's pickles
      Then you know
      You're talkin' to that reefer man

      Have you ever met funny reefer man?
      (Reefer man)
      Have you ever met funny reefer man?
      (Reefer man)

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    2. Bernie Sanders sure ain't no Cab Calloway, is he?

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  34. (.) (_o_)
    (.) (_o_)
    (.) (_o_) (_o_) (_o_)

    (.) (_o_)
    (.) (_o_)
    (.) (_o_) (_o_) (_o_)

    (.) (_o_)
    (.) (_o_)
    (.) (_o_) (_o_) (_o_)

    (.) (______o______)
    (.) (_o_) (_o_) (_o_)


    Frank Lee said

    Behold the fiercely arrogant, neo-puritanical, self-righteousness of the Left naked and unashamed in all its would-be despotic vainglory. 

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    1. How wonderful !

      Or how Stupid can one get!

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    2. ____ ABBA DABBA DABBA DABBA ____

      Way down in the congo land sitting in a coconut tree,

      There was a monkey and a chimp--and Lordy how she loved him.

      Everynight in the pale moonlight sitting in the coconut tree,
      
These love words she always said to he...

      "Abba dabba dabba dabba dabba dabba dabba"

      Said the monkey to the chimp.
"
      Abba dabba dabba dabba Aabba dabba dabba
      "
Said the chimpee to the monk.
      
All night long they chattered away.

      All day long they were happy and gay,
      
Swinging and swaying in a honky, tonky way.

      "Abba dabba dabba dabba Abba dabba dabba"
      
Said the chimp, "I love but you."
      
Abba dabba dabba in monkey talk means
"
      Chimp, I love you too."

      Then the ol' baboon, one night in June,

      Married them and very soon,

      They sailed away on an abba dabba honeymoon.



      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJHJAkhacGU

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  35. Kate Quigley, sister of Benghazi victim Glen Doherty, was shocked when Bill Clinton said he was amazed what his wife was “put through” when she had to answer hours of questions from the Benghazi Select Committee. “The insensitivity of that comment is shocking,” Quigley said on Fox News’ “The Kelly File.” “But clearly misguided sympathy runs in the family.”

    Most people have forgotten that Bill Clinton was disbarred because he lied under oath in front of a grand jury, while serving as President of the US.

    Now that appalling individual is “grandstanding” on the fact that Hillary was questioned for 11 hours by a Congressional Hearing, when she deserves much more profound questioning including her now proven, obvious lies about her use of a private, and very much unsecured, mail server.

    I must admit that seeing “Slimy Bill” and his comments on how Hillary “would be the only American capable of withstanding this kind of questioning” makes me remember how Bill destroyed the image of the office of the president by his awful behavior with Monica Lewinsky and apparently a host of other women during his time in the White House.

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    2. Hillary deserves THUMB SCREWS - The JUDAS CRADLE – THE BREAST RIPPER - The PEAR of ANGUISH - The RACK - The CATHERINE WHEEL - DRAWN and QUARTERED - BURNT at the STAKE - YOU NAME IT.

      Barring the threat of PAGAN and MEDIAEVAL forms of TORTURE such as those no one will EVER get the truth out of the God-damned BITCH.

      Personally, I'd like to see BOTH the Clintons DISEMBOWELED with a RED HOT POKER.

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    3. I know Hitlary is a horrible disgusting bag of slime. You don't need to preach to the choir.

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    4. It's all "Political Theater" for the the Leftist Vultures who circle these precincts looking for "evidence" of how horrible we "Rightwingers" are, Lorenzo.

      They just love to Copy and Paste pieces such as the the one I posted above and repost on their blogs as "PROOF" that "we" are barbarians, so they can high-five each other and hoot in triumph about how RIGHT they are about "us," while they dance obscenely around their cauldrons of witches brew and ululate like the vicious, black-hearted savages they are.

      To ME this is all just a GAME. I love baiting leftist bastards. because they never fail to respond EXACTLY as I would expect them to.

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    5. Oh dear Freethinke, in your haste to display your erudition you forgot some of the best.

      How about the Sicilian bull, the heretic's fork, Republican marriage (truth, popular during the French revolution), the Spanish donkey and so many more.

      Maybe we can save these for Carly Fiorina?

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    6. FT must be taking lessons from RN. Thanks for your well worded wisdom FT.

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  36. We'll be getting what we deserve, regardless of who wins in November. A leftist loser who should be in jail instead of in the White House or a narcissistic clown. I guess that Americ's doesn't have any better.

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  37. All these dumb liberal asses like Shaw and RN have done is prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that we must close the border.....

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  40. Michael's right! We gotta send these aliens back to Paraguay where they belong and we build a wall around that border to keep them out! If only more people listened to Michael Corleone, he's the smartest whatever on these boards! You go Mikey!

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  42. What group I'm in? I III aIIya ay am EveryDay People. Yea yea.

    Sly Stone.

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  43. BIGOTRY

    Intolerance toward those who hold different opinions from oneself:

    Intolerance of any point of view not one’s own.

    Bias, prejudice, fanaticism, chauvinism, provincialism, narrow-mindedness

    the practice of holding very strong, unreasoning opinions coupled with an unqullingness to consider the views of others

    Obstinate or blind attachment to a particular creed, or to certain tenets; unreasonable zeal or warmth in favor of a party, sect or opinion; excessive prejudice.


    Miss Piss Pot, Ducky, and The Registered Nurse display ALL of these objectionable characterisitics in their relentless series of obnoxious assaults on this and other blogs. However, like most raging fanatics of their kind they are blissfully unaware of their own faults, and must, therefore, be regarded more as objects of pity than contempt.

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